Sledge Hammer To The Face

If you’ve ever heard the saying “don’t count your chickens until all your eggs have hatched” then this video will make sense to you. He almost still pulls it off…

 This is Forever’s fifth time on the Maury show.  Each time she has had the DNA tested of a different man in her quest to find her baby daddy.  She has three or so kids and doesn’t know who the father is for any of them.

Some one needs to tell Forever that birth control is only $20 a month or less (kidshealth.org (lol))… helluva lot cheaper than her babies.

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I thought Homer Simpson was the only person stupid enough to actually look for the “ANY” key, but apparently I was wrong.

“I think I’ll order a TAB”

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Wow… why is it so funny that I hear this same exact shit every day. I didn’t know that this happened any where else?

Watch it until the end… it gets even funnier at the end.

This isn’t really a SHTTF, but it was too funny not to post

Thanks to tim for the video

I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises.  I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

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From the SHTTF archives…

20 or so years ago, James Brown gave this interview.

I had a buddy that did this playing back yard football. Lets just say he didn’t even make it to playing high school football.

Just wait until the bird starts moving.

And he tries writting a review to get his money back… whoops!

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