Archive for January, 2008
Ron Paul nails Romney and McCain for acting like children
Thursday, January 31st, 2008 by SHTTFThe January 30th Republican presidential debate last night looked like the classic evening at the old boys club. Million dollar baby Romney and the old sell-out McCain dominated the evening squabbling over who wants to stay in Iraq the longest. Even when Huckabee or Paul was asked a question somehow McCain or Romney’s name was in the question. Even though they had only about 3% of the talking time, Ron Paul and Mike Huckabee had more substance and better answers than McCain and Romney, but only one candidate was really able to nail the others.
Watch Romney and McCain in their little cat fight, and then watch Ron Paul take them to school!
Ron Paul takes them to school!
Douchebag Behavior, scientifically explained.
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by timExplains the “My New Haircut” crowd, bodybuilders, raging individuals, people who really should know their alcohol limits, and old fogeys who yearn for “their day” to return in a wonderfully scientific manner.
You know at least one example of each of these people. We should name them.
Rudy gets spanked!
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
Rudy always wanted to play for The Fighting Irish, but they always told him he was too small, and too stupid. He never gave up on using 911 to get elected, even when it made him look stupid. He never gave up on pouring money into Florida, even when he was out of it. But in the end, his mob ties and extra-marital affairs finally caught up with him.
Rudy will never be a starter at Notre Dame, but now that he is pulling for John McCain, I think he is trying out for the practice team.
Baby’s momma gets drunk and microwaves baby
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 by SHTTFCoroner’s officials have said the baby suffered high-heat internal injuries and had no external burns. They have ruled out scalding water, open flame or other possible causes of death that could have damaged the skin.
Defense attorney Jon Paul Rion has said Arnold had nothing to do with her daughter’s death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved. Arnold took the baby to the hospital after finding her unconscious and does not know how she died, Rion said.
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Galbraith said Arnold told him: “If I hadn’t gotten so drunk, I guess my baby wouldn’t have died.”
This person is such a sick fucking liar. What kind of lunatic could put a baby in a microwave and then say your baby died because you were drunk!?!?
Rudy PWNT by his own 9/11 firefighters.
Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 by timYou know your local economy is tanking when…
Monday, January 28th, 2008 by tim… 10,000 local residents apply for a job at the new Wal-Mart
What makes that truly scary: not all of those people are unemployed. Working at Wal-Mart is considered a step up from their current post.
Seriously. Consider moving. It can’t be any worse than your current situation.
Do these people know they look like total ass wipes?
Monday, January 28th, 2008 by SHTTFFunniest picture of some one being arrested for double homicide… ever!
Monday, January 28th, 2008 by SHTTFRon Paul supporters shut up Rudy
Friday, January 25th, 2008 by SHTTFNice Ron Paul interview. Has a clip of Rudy trying to answer questions, but he can’t.





