Sledge Hammer To The Face

WAUSAU, Wis. - Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.

But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That’s because the keg contained root beer. Read more…

Check out the video below. These kids are acting like a bunch of jackasses. I guess they pulled of the prank of their life time, but I can’t image how bad the cops wanted to nail these little shits!

This has to be more bird poop than most people will see in their entire lives. Either this person left their car sitting there for weeks or they are an extremely unlucky person.

 This is classic.  The deer just stares him down as he missed one shot after the other!

 I’m sorry, but people are being killed in Iraq everyday and he is out having a gay old time.  He deserves to be booed.

I can’t tell if he is scared or if he is just a creepy redneck! Don’t people normally wear tuxes at weddings?

(Some one sent me an email and said this was their wedding photo and they wanted it taken down. If they are making that up it is really sick and sad, so under the assumption that they weren’t I took it down.)

Here is the video from the redneck wedding:

WESTON, Wis. - Police are investigating an 11-year-old girl’s death from an undiagnosed, treatable form of diabetes after her parents chose to pray for her rather than take her to a doctor.An autopsy showed Madeline Neumann died Sunday of diabetic ketoacidosis, a condition that left too little insulin in her body, Everest Metro Police Chief Dan Vergin said.

She had probably been ill for about a month, suffering symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, excessive thirst, loss of appetite and weakness, the chief said Wednesday, noting that he expects to complete the investigation by Friday and forward the results to the district attorney.

To make a long story short they basically sat their while their daughter died. This reminds me of the “vegetarian” parents that would only feed their baby soy milk and apple juice and it eventually starved to death. If it is obvious that you child is getting sicker and you know that the doctor can help your kid, but you choose not to take them you are practically choosing to kill them. Some people need to get over themselves and think about their kids. And don’t give me some bull shit like their were thinking of their kids soul, because that doesn’t cut it!

Read the rest of this story at Yahoo…

CARTHAGE, Mo. - Ultimate fighting was once the sole domain of burly men who beat each other bloody in anything-goes brawls on pay-per-view TV.

But the sport often derided as “human cockfighting” is branching out.

The bare-knuckle fights are now attracting competitors as young as 6 whose parents treat the sport as casually as wrestling, Little League or soccer.

 Read full article at Yahoo…

Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.

Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.

“I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”

He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.

I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t consider telling people that I was rapped by anything, especially an animal a joke! Usually when you make a joke you don’t totally humiliate yourself in the process (or at least you don’t try to). I can’t believe that he really says that it is okay because it pulled out and his bum doesn’t hurt!?! Something has to be wrong with this guy in the head?
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Google’s terms of service, while ignored by the vast majority of users, contain a pretty shocking clause: Under 18’s are not permitted to use any of Google’s Web properties. That’s right, kids–no search, YouTube, Gmail, news, or images.

So in a few years almost everyone that has ever used google has violated their terms of service.  Lol!

 Read article at CNET…

A child molestor was convicted yesterday (March 25) in Fredricksburg, VA of professing his desire to have sex with prepubescent boys, engaging in the act of sex with prepubescent boys, and well, just being a looney.

He claimed he was first molested as a child by… BIGFOOT.

While I don’t disagree that molestors are made, not born, I have to question the individual’s sanity.

I don’t care if you were molested by your 7th grade social studies teacher. (I assure you, I wish I was. She was smokin hot. Between her and Meg Ryan in “When Harry Met Sally”, which I saw the summer before, I had much trouble concentrating on anything. I wonder what she’s doing now? I should google-stalk her when I’m done writing this. And I should stop at Best Buy and pick up a copy of When Harry Met Sally. Damn, that was one of the best years of my life. Oh wait. Nvm.) I don’t care what happened when you were younger, That doesn’t excuse you from desiring and partaking in sex with children.

And why would Bigfoot find a human attractive? I would think that would make the humanoid equivalent of a Liger, bred for its skills in magic.

If it was male on male involuntary interspecies mating, it would… Why am I thinking of Goatse right about now? I think I’m gonna go barf.

read the article at Fredricksburg.com