Man claims that he got his accent when he was raped by a wombat
Arthur Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police last month to tell them he was being raped by the marsupial at his home and needed urgent assistance.
Cradock, an orchard worker, later called back to reassure the police operator that he was all right.
“I’ll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he’s pulled out. Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right you know. I didn’t hurt my bum at all.”
He pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.
I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t consider telling people that I was rapped by anything, especially an animal a joke! Usually when you make a joke you don’t totally humiliate yourself in the process (or at least you don’t try to). I can’t believe that he really says that it is okay because it pulled out and his bum doesn’t hurt!?! Something has to be wrong with this guy in the head?
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