Archive for April, 2008

Teenage girl is professional pan handler

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
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This is a news report on a girl from Utah that begs to make money. When the news reporter asks her about this she just lies through her teeth. I would say she got nailed! It is really funny when you see here with her sign checking her cell phone.

Talk about stupidity. This is one hell of a way to get abducted. She has a friend that watches her from a distance, but I would like to see them do something to help if something actually happened.

7-year-old steals SUV

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 by SHTTF
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He decided to take the car because he was mad at his mom.  On his joy ride he hit two mail boxes, two parked cars and two moving cars before crashing.  He thinks he punishment should be getting grounded from video games.

Kid: I wanna do it cuz its fun. Its fun to do bad things… to drive into a car.

Reporter: Did you know that you could perhaps kill some body?

Kid:  Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend.

Grandma:  If I thought they wouldn’t take me to jail… I’d whip his behind!

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He doesn’t need a paternity test to figure this one out

Monday, April 28th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Poor guy!  You can see it in his face!  It is cool that he is still hanging around, but I really can’t believe she would put him through a paternity test?  She must think he is really stupid.  It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that if you are white and your wife is white and you have a kid who isn’t white that it isn’t your kid.  This lie is going to end quickly!

Paternity test

Paternity test will reveal if … husband, Richard, fathered her son.

City can’t afford a real speed trap

Monday, April 28th, 2008 by SHTTF
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A card board cut out of a police car with an officer setting up a speed trap?  I am not sure where this is, but if this works more than once on the drivers the people are total idiots.  What a waste of money! I hate speed traps, but I’m glad we can afford real police.

Trick speed trap

When English is your first language but looks like your third

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 by SHTTF
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“This is America and our only Lanaguage is English” - Too bad you can’t spell check your windshield.

Stupid persons van

“Villiage of Crestwood - English is our language.  No Excetions.  Learn it. “  - If the mayor is that stupid, I would hate to see the village idiot!

Welcome to Crestwood

Pervy middle-aged man’s dog killed with mushrooms by burglar

Friday, April 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Burglar kills gog with mushrooms

Burglary: A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.

Talk about making false reports. I don’t know where to begin, but if this really did happen, he wouldn’t have reported it.

Private citizen issues cop parking ticket

Friday, April 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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 At the end of the video the cheif (or whatever he is) says that he thinks it is unreasonable for his officers to have to walk a long way from their cars in order to find a “legal” parking place.  Apparently he thinks he can enforce what ever laws he wants.  This cop was ordering take out, not responding to a problem.  He can park his ass in the parking garage and walk down to restaurant like the rest of us, and if he thinks that will make it so they can’t respond quickly then his cops need to wait until their lunch break to eat.  Hasn’t any one heard of drive through?

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Hilary, Obama and McCain promote WWE

Friday, April 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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They have all sunk to new lows.  When I watch this I just get a shitty feeling in the back of my throat.  The irony is just too much to handle.  We have fake wrestling promoting fake leaders.  Nice!

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Guy trapped in elevator for 41 hours

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I bet he has a good idea of what it is like to spend two days in prison (oh wait… they feed you and give you time in the yard when you are in prison).

This is a time lapse video, but it is still a little slow.  Sucks to be that guy!  Hah!

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Japanese teacher punches student 5 times

Thursday, April 24th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I am sure most teachers have wanted to punch one of their students from time to time and I guess in Japan that is okay. I was a bit of an asshole in class, so I’m glad I wasn’t in Japan. Here in the United States we embrace our asshole students and they can go on to be anything they want (even the President, see George W. Bush).

Something that makes this even more disturbing (not to sound sexist), but this is a man hitting a little girl. I know if he was in the US we would have angry mobs descending on the school ;)