Pervy middle-aged man’s dog killed with mushrooms by burglar
Burglary: A 38-year-old Cole Avenue man reported that his home was invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started to videotape him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.
Talk about making false reports. I don’t know where to begin, but if this really did happen, he wouldn’t have reported it.
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