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7-year-old steals SUV

He decided to take the car because he was mad at his mom.  On his joy ride he hit two mail boxes, two parked cars and two moving cars before crashing.  He thinks he punishment should be getting grounded from video games.

Kid: I wanna do it cuz its fun. Its fun to do bad things… to drive into a car.

Reporter: Did you know that you could perhaps kill some body?

Kid:  Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend.

Grandma:  If I thought they wouldn’t take me to jail… I’d whip his behind!

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7 Responses to “7-year-old steals SUV”

  1. Jimmy Says:

    dumbest kid ever?

  2. tim Says:

    and he smokes with cigarettes

  3. Jackie Says:

    Okay - this kid needs to be taken from the parent (notice I’m assuming only one) and put into a military school or something until he’s 18. I mean, & years old and wants to do ‘hood rat stuff’??? That’s just wrong on SO many levels I can’t even start…

    What in the hell is this world coming to???

  4. chris Says:

    I think that he is already not with the “parent.” From the video it sounded like he was living with his grandma.

  5. Jimmy Says:

    Why does his g-ma look like she’s in her 40’s.

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