Sledge Hammer To The Face

Nice!

You are not in a movie. Do not try to look cool while robbing a gas station.

It doesn’t look like the snake has any teeth, but my first impression was definitely to cringe.

“I have been more than nice to you all year long and you’ve been ignorant, selfish, self absorbed, the whole thing!  I’m done!”

Well no shit!  The kid is in kindergarten!  What did you expect him to talk about world cultures and give you back rubs!?

Obviously this teacher is an abusive idiot, but they are blowing it way out of proportion!  We have a war in Iraq and failing economy and you are reporting on a teacher that lost her temper?

I can’t help but laugh when the narrator ends the first segment with, “Angry words the little boy can’t seem to forget.” What a load of sappy, overblown bull shit!  Wasn’t any one at ABC ever a little boy?  I know that I spend most of my childhood constantly trying to figure out how to get out of trouble!

Watch the video here…

Whoa I wish I lived there

This is an add for a spa from a local news paper. I’m not sure what audience they are going for, but apparently it includes women who call their pubic hair muff or beaver.

This is really sad for the ducks, but watching the kids crying had to be funnier than shit

“The children were standing there oohing and aahing” at the site of the ducks paddling along placidly, Crane said in a telephone interview. “And that’s when they were sucked into the filtration system.”

The tourist said the children had cried when the ducklings were caught in the filter, adding that the incident was “devastating.”

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Fat don’t fail me now!!!

MONTREAL, May 23 (UPI) — A Canadian man in a Quebec prison whose weight ballooned to 430 pounds had his sentence reduced because he’s too big for his cell.

Michel Lapointe, 37, has been in a Montreal-area prison for 20 months on drug and gangsterism charges, the Ottawa Citizen reported. When he was first jailed, he weighed 300 pounds.

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Is this out of a movie!?

RCMP Constable Dave Babineau says workers at a nearby farm first called 911 after a naked man showed up and stole a five-ton truck. He says they tried to confront him, but backed off because he was acting erratically.

Minutes later, police caught up with the suspect near Harris Road and Lougheed Highway, which is when he made the threat to blow up a bridge, but didn’t name a specific span.

Police then pursued the suspect through the streets of Maple Ridge for nearly forty minutes, as he careened into medians and onto sidewalks, at one point smashing into two police cruisers.

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In this video you see him finally get out and run for it.  From other videos we know what happens then

Watch a news report here…

Is this real? He has really good aim!