To the guy That I met at the bar sat night (strange craigslist post)
Sorry to hear about the terrible guy you met at a bar. That was really fucked up! Maybe if you would have some interesting hobbies or something you would meet cooler guys.
Things her dad should have told her…
- You don’t goto bars to meet guys.
- You especially don’t take home guys that buy you drinks all night.
- If a guy is trying to get you wasted he doesn’t really want to cuddle.
- Don’t tell everyone on the internet that you met some freak at a bar that came on your face while you were sleeping and shit on your bathroom floor!
(PS… this is probably just some dude pretending to be a chick because they think it is funny… but… they were right.. it is funny ;))
(click on the picture to see the whole thing)
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May 14th, 2008 at 9:33 am
She should have put out. That’s what you get when you are a cock tease and you don’t put out.
May 14th, 2008 at 9:45 am
That asshole
May 14th, 2008 at 10:00 am
It’s copypasta, the same thing was posted in the Lawton craigslist;
http://lawton.craigslist.org/rnr/661651619.html
The rebuttals are great, though.
May 14th, 2008 at 11:19 am
ONE TIME I SHIT ON PRINCESS LEIA’S FACE AFTER CHEWIE FUCKED HER
May 14th, 2008 at 11:21 am
LooL361!!!
May 14th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
So I was at that bar last night and there was this really hot chick, so i decided to make a run for her. Long story short i got her pretty drunk and we went to her apartment und i wanted to **** her so badly but this cunt would not let me in, so i said: “thats ok, we can just lay here and cuddle”. When she fell asleep i cummed all over the bitch’s face and took a big dump on her bathroom floor. That was kinda fun and i was pretty thirsty after all that cum unloading, so i got to the kitchen and got me the cool 12-pack coke from the fridge. wow this was fun… bitch should’ve known better godammit
May 14th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
He didn’t deserve to get laid, even if she was stupid enough to invite him over that night.
May 14th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Jesus Christ - all you have to say to get you in to bed is ‘thats okay lets cuddle’????
If I said I would actually mean it - and I would buy a good looking girl drinks all night without any hope of getting laid, just hoping we could be friends or whatever.
Of course sex would be on my mind - but the trick is to get YOU to want it after a few meet-ups.
To summarise - you deserve to get cum on your face for being so stupid and not meeting and falling for me. I would have had the decency to cum on your face when you were wide awake.
September 30th, 2008 at 7:54 am
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