Sledge Hammer To The Face

What kind of news paper is this!? I don’t need to make any smart ass remarks, the advice columnist has already done that for me.

Q: I had a mishap this morning. While trimming my pubes I accidentally trimmed off a chunk of clit. Is it going to heal normally? What are my risks of infection? Do you think that the scar tissue will affect the feeling? I’m concerned about this affecting my sex life. - Chunk Lost In Trim

A: You trimmed off a chunk of your clit? A chunk? Jesus Christ, CLIT, what are you using to trim your pubes? A riding lawnmower?
And, like, excuse me, but your first impulse after carving off a chunk of your clit was to send me a letter? If my clit was lighter by a chunk and bleeding like crazy, CLIT, my first impulse wouldn’t be to dash to the computer to send an e-mail to a sex advice column. I WOULD GO SEE MY FUCKING GYNECOLOGIST! You may be at risk of infection; you may lose some sensation of scar tissue builds up; it may affect your sex life.

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Tags: advice, clit, cut, newspaper, ouch, trim, whoops

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