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17 Responses to “SO I HAD SEX WITH A PINATA.”

1. tim Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:11 am

   I lost my home in the Cedar Rapids flooding, so I had sex with a pinata.

2. vapors Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:14 am

   For 12 years, I thought I had AIDS. I had to satisfy my needs, so…

3. tim Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:16 am

   I had my blindfold and my bat. I didn’t have a suitable place to hang it up, so I had sex with a pinata.

4. tim Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:17 am

   I was all out of ripe grapefruit, so I had sex with a pinata.

5. Jimmy Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:24 am

   wtf

6. SHTTF Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:28 am

   The birthday cake was already gone, so I had sex with a pinata.

7. vapors Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:31 am

   I wasn’t quite ready for real animals yet, so…

8. sundy Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:32 am

   I like the feel of confetti and glue rapped around newspaper with jelly belly’s inside so I had sex with a piñata.

9. tim Says:
   June 17th, 2008 at 9:53 am

   I figured the cops were going to break down the door any minute then, so I had sex with a pinata.

10. vapors Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    It was Wednesday morning, so…

11. frank Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:01 am

    I was interested in purchasing a new Pruis

12. sundy Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:09 am

    A sasquatch was having his way with me in the woods and wouldn’t give me a reach around so………….I had sex with a pinata.

13. tim Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:23 am

    They took away my robe and wizard hat, so I had sex with a pinata.

14. SHTTF Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 10:31 am

    The President did it with Monica, so I had sex with a pinata.

15. SHTTF Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 11:03 am

    email roundup:
    “I couldn’t sleep all night because of fast as lightning bed squeaking so I had sex with a piñata”

    I’ve always wanted to have sex with a Mexican, so I had sex with a piñata.

    Masturbation is impossible because I have blisters all over my hands, so I had sex with a piñata.

16. SHTTF Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    There wasn’t enough candy to fill it, so I had sex with a pinata.

17. missi121 Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Cloris Leechman was voted off of Dancing with the Stars,so I had sex with a pinata.

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