Copycat pie perv burnt
A kid tried to burn his penis off because he is an idiot and the hospital blames the movie producers? Really?
Who the hell wrote this article? Milly the British twit? Who the hell would ever use the word “pecker” when reporting the news?
A TEENAGER who tried to copy a scene from the hit film American Pie by shagging an apple pie was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis.
Dwight Emburger, 17, couldn’t wait for the tasty pastry to cool down and after he slid in his pecker he was badly scalded by the hot filling.
A hospital spokesman in Boise, Idaho, said: “This demonstrates that producers should consider the effects their films have on young impressionable people.”
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June 25th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Anyone who picks up a pie, drops it because it’s hot, then picks it up again with a hot pad and decides to try fucking it is a victim of Hollywood?
Fuck that. Let idiots burn their dicks off. Self-cleaning gene pool.