Sledge Hammer To The Face

His balls were covered in rubbing alcohol…. hahaha!  I guess this is why you aren’t supposed to eat for 24 hours before surgery!

A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals.  The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark.  His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.  The man, who is suing the hospital, said: “When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell.  Besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”  Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: “It was an unfortunate accident.”

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Tags: balls, fart, fire, image, mole, newspaper, surgery

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