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Kids find naked body on the way to school

CHILDREN screamed in fear when they found a naked body of a man on their way to school in Alice Springs yesterday. Witnesses said it appeared the caucasian man had been half-eaten by dogs.

Residents of the Hidden Valley town camp in Alice Springs east made the gruesome discovery about 8am yesterday.

“All the children were in the car crying. I’m completely shocked. It makes me want to scream.”

“They’ve now got the taste of human blood - nothing will stop them.”

“These dogs are going to kill and kill. One of these days one of my grandchildren is going to be victim and just thinking of it is making me very scared about it.”

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I think the grandpa thinks the dogs were werewolves ;)

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