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Man nearly loses penis humping a park bench

I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises.  I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.

Taken to the hospital after getting penis stuck in a park bench

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

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