Sledge Hammer To The Face

I mean.. God should just open up the clouds and tell all of the sane people then maybe everyone would believe him. Telling jackasses like this first is going to get you no where.

Every time I refresh my Yahoo Quote for the Dow Jones Industrials today, it jumps or falls 300 points every time.

They’re drinking straight from the 1.75L plastic handle of Passport Scotch on Wall Street right now, as the Glenfiddich neat is for celebrations.

Wall street will be covered in traders and glass if this crowd has their way:

Yes he is really puking in his face.

Staged?

The funny part isn’t that they suck at launching the ballons… just give it a few seconds

I guess they don’t know how to make shatter proof glass in Belgium.

(Nothing happens after 30 seconds so you might as well stop watching then)

Checklist of items to save in case of flood: Keystone, bud light, diet 7up, bud heavy… what else am I missing?

Hopefully that 7up willsave them from dying of dehydration. Welcome to NASCAR country!

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He survives and is laughing about it.

This is pretty wild, but why is CNN reporting on this kind of crap when there is a war in Iraq? That is what the Interwebs are for!

Straight out of the Simpsons (Bart’s Inner Child)…

Brown: Ow!  [singing]
        I feel good, huh!
        I knew that I would, now.  How!
        I feel good, good God!
        I knew that I would.  Hah!
        So good!  So good!  I got a-you.  Wow!
         [The bandstand collapses, and everyone gasps]
        Hey, wait a minute.  Hold on here — this bandstand wasn’t
        double-bolted.  Huh.
Worker: I didn’t feel like it.
Homer: Hey, I hear you, buddy.

I definitely looks like they are doing the wave

His balls were covered in rubbing alcohol…. hahaha!  I guess this is why you aren’t supposed to eat for 24 hours before surgery!

A patient broke wind while having surgery and set fire to his genitals.  The 30-year-old man was having a mole removed from his bottom with an electric knife when his attack of flatulence was ignited by a spark.  His genitals, which were soaked in surgical spirits, caught fire.  The man, who is suing the hospital, said: “When I woke up, my penis and scrotum were burning like hell.  Besides the pain, I can’t have sex with my wife.”  Surgeons at the hospital in Kjellerups said: “It was an unfortunate accident.”

He probably should have walked through instead of driving through. I think that is probably the last time he will get to drive a car :/