(1 votes)She needs to get her money back from the bodega she bought that from! (I think it just moved!)
Remember when you parents told you to put on clean underwear before you went on a car ride? This is why.
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If you’re going to have naked pics of your ex on your phone, you might not want to make them your background pic & LEAVE YOUR PHONE OPEN WHILE YOU SHOWER! I am going for a walk & you better be the FUCK OUT of my apr by the time I get back.
You’re a fucking DOUCHE — SHE’S FUCKING FAT! WTF?
I think that the capital letters are an anagram or something. This is really a clue for what she wants for her birthday…
(No Ratings Yet)Now that is a commitment to being a fat disgusting American 
Your family should be very proud! Represent! (I love the t-shirt as well… Dale jr pit crew!)
(1 votes) (No Ratings Yet)What an unfortunate child… What an unfortunate baby’s daddy
I guess she is proving that pro-choice can be for the sake of the fetus, not just the mother.
PS: I do think it should be up to women to decide this issue, but I am definitely not being serious about it being okay to kill babies. (FYI for the sensitive people of the Internet)
(1 votes)If that was my girlfriend I would be trying to get out of the house not back into the house.
(No Ratings Yet)Thank god for the Internets!
TMZ has a few seconds of the video right here (SFW).
Yes he rumored to have a sex tape w/ his old girlfriend.
(2 votes)It is hard to tell if this is a woman or a mummy :/
(No Ratings Yet)“As we were walking up to the classroom, I saw some guy in a dress, in pink rubber boots. It looked pretty ridiculous, I’m not going to lie,” said senior Ian Metz. He says he wasn’t scared by the stranger until he thought he saw a gun in the man’s hand.It was actually a taser, but it was enough to send Metz running into class to tell his teacher.”It’s going to sound completely out of nowhere, but there’s a man out there with a gun and pink boots,” Metz told his teacher.
(1 votes)It looks like Bevis got arrested for spanking his monkey in public
