Sledge Hammer To The Face

Every day is the worst day of my life

Everyone has already seen this, but it is still classic (it is just a clip from office space)

Wait for it….

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I guess this would blow some high school drop outs mind at verizon, but I’m pretty sure this is just some single loser that doesn’t have anything better to do then look this up and post it online because he thinks it makes him look cool. Doesn’t he know that writing the amount of a check using pie, the natural log and integrals doesn’t make you look smarter than them it just makes you look like an ass wipe?

I do have to give him props though.. the “What now, bitches?” is classic!

(This is probably a joke “The name on the check is ‘Randall Patrick Munroe.’ He is the creator of the Web comic XKCD.” , but for the sake of fun, lets pretend it is real ;))

The process starts off like most pregnancy tests. You pee on a stick, specifically the absorbent test strip at one end. But everything’s different after that first step. Remove the cap from the other end of the stick (cleverly provided to keep you from accidentally contaminating the wrong end) to reveal the USB connector. Pop it in your computer. The power from your USB port starts the electrospray ionization process, creating a spectrograph of the various masses for your analysis.

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I hope you don’t get pregnant enough to need a home pregnancy test like this.  I guess if your are a total geek it is the way to go.  It looks like any USB flash drive.

A child molestor was convicted yesterday (March 25) in Fredricksburg, VA of professing his desire to have sex with prepubescent boys, engaging in the act of sex with prepubescent boys, and well, just being a looney.

He claimed he was first molested as a child by… BIGFOOT.

While I don’t disagree that molestors are made, not born, I have to question the individual’s sanity.

I don’t care if you were molested by your 7th grade social studies teacher. (I assure you, I wish I was. She was smokin hot. Between her and Meg Ryan in “When Harry Met Sally”, which I saw the summer before, I had much trouble concentrating on anything. I wonder what she’s doing now? I should google-stalk her when I’m done writing this. And I should stop at Best Buy and pick up a copy of When Harry Met Sally. Damn, that was one of the best years of my life. Oh wait. Nvm.) I don’t care what happened when you were younger, That doesn’t excuse you from desiring and partaking in sex with children.

And why would Bigfoot find a human attractive? I would think that would make the humanoid equivalent of a Liger, bred for its skills in magic.

If it was male on male involuntary interspecies mating, it would… Why am I thinking of Goatse right about now? I think I’m gonna go barf.

read the article at Fredricksburg.com

Fairly classic…

Just because you are hardcore it doesn’t mean you aren’t a total idiot for writing code in binary!!!