Sledge Hammer To The Face

This is not a photoshop, shockingly enough.

She needs to get her money back from the bodega  she bought that from!  (I think it just moved!)

Remember when you parents told you to put on clean underwear before you went on a car ride?  This is why.

Escalators and dementia don’t mix.

I think this guy must have been shrooming… “Oh my god the floor is going to eat me! Ahhhh!”

How f*cking brain damaged are these people?  Welcome to America!

Canadian pranksters The Masked Avengers, posed as as French president Nicolas Sarkozy, were somehow able to call Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that these guys are making ridiculous comments, she still can’t catch the drift.

Her campaign issued a response:

“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.

Her other response was to hire the f*cking amateur staffer she has working for her.

Once you have branded yourself as a fucking moron for the rest of your life, what else is there to do?

And why Dell?  Wtf?!?

 Penises don’t cause brain damage.  People do.

When statistics fail…

Woman arrested for…

I can’t even type it, tears are falling out of my eyes. Clicky.

Here’s some copy pasta:

Police say 32 year old Michelle Allen was chasing children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham, while wearing the cow costume early Monday evening. Allen also reported urinated on a neighbor’s front porch. An officer told Allen to go home and stay there for the remainder of the evening.

And the pic:

That is a really tight tat!  I hope the other guys in the yard enjoy it as much as I did!  Way to go mom and dad!