I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises. I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
This is a long read but it’s worth it. Long story short, guy car gets booted in front of his house, guy moves car in garage, tells APS they can come get their boots anytime, mayhem ensues.
Well, it’s just a long day @ work, your mind is busy, you park and don’t put your pass on your rear view. They throw 2 boots on you, a large display sticker, phone # and $140 removal fee. I’ve parked in the same spot for 3 months, always displayed, they know the car, a extensively modified Audi parked in the same spot for 3 months with a displayed pass. It’s a no brainier I have a pass.
A Sioux Falls woman Saturday reported that a man entered her apartment, took off his clothes and changed into her boyfriend’s clothes before eventually leaving, police spokesman Sam Clemens said.
The woman, 21, was sleeping when she heard a noise in her apartment at 320 N. Western Ave., and then looked out her bedroom door to see clothes lying on the floor, Clemens said. She then called her boyfriend, who came over and found the suspect lying on the living room couch, he said.
I saw this on CNN this morning, but of course they only showed like .5 seconds of the clip and they just laughed like idiots (again.. why the fuck is shit like this on CNN anyway… Iraq war anyone?).
Everyone knows how fun it sounds to body check a guy on a bike that is riding around like an asshole, but even a 10 year old knows that it isn’t okay. I’m glad to hear that the cop was reprimanded with desk duty, but wouldn’t I have gotten assault charges filed against me if I did the same thing?
MIAMI — Police have arrested an 18-year-old man accused of stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes.
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According to Miami-Dade police, Harris would take the buses from several Miami-Dade Transit bus depots in the county and drive the buses on their routes, picking up and dropping off passengers along the way. He would then return the buses at the end of the day.
Maybe he thought that this was a good way to get his foot in the door. You know… show a little initiative and land a job! It is a rough job market right now
PS. Again… Why does the strangest shit always happen in Florida?(Strange shit: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3)
This guy was so high he thought it would be funny to place a bet using pot on a game with “bud” in the name. Whoops!
Inside the Casino 1 venue in downtown Fresno, California, the player reached into his pocket and produced an ounce of marijuana buds. Realising he might have overbet slightly, he then emptied out a handful of them onto the table, leaving the dealer slightly confused. After his arrest, the stoner then attempted to claim what he had done was legal as he had a Cannabis Club card he’d got from the internet.
They had to spend their wedding night in a jail cell… HAHA! I bet that made for some interesting consummation.
(Although they would have been in different cells, but for the sake of the joke lets pretend they weren’t)
The Michigan wedding of Durango newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.
Police arrest Ania Somora at her wedding reception Saturday night at Burnison Art Gallery in Chikaming Township, Mich.
According to a news release from the Chikaming Township (Mich.) Police Department, Officer Jeff Enders responded Saturday to the Burnison Art Gallery in Lakeside, Mich., after gallery owner Judi Burnison asked for assistance with unruly guests at the Somoras’ wedding reception. [..]
Skowron said the crowd got particularly unruly after police handcuffed Andy Somora’s father and put him in the back of a police cruiser. He said the elder Somora, whom he described as “a distinguished older gentleman,” was trying to talk to Enders to defuse the situation.
“I didn’t believe it, but I witnessed it. It was brutal, and that’s when Andy got really mad,” he said.
Skowron said Andy Somora had to be restrained by police and was tasered at least twice. His wife also received a shock because she was touching her husband during one of the incidents. Skowron said husband and wife were both arrested, but Chikaming police would not confirm that claim, and no mention of the use of a taser is included in the news release.
