Archive for the ‘PWNT!’ Category

His mother-in-law tries to drive a golf cart

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 by SHTTF
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And he just video tapes her so that everyone can laugh at her. I bet he spent a few nights on the couch for this ;)

(stick with it… it gets better in the second half)

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Retard Free Runner Accident

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 by niday
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If this guy wasn’t such a tool, it would have definitely lost some of the humor…PWNT!

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Concealed Carry Permit + Bad Guy = BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

Friday, November 7th, 2008 by tim
(1 votes)

Video footage of a robbery from the desk of a Super 8 in Columbus Ohio.

You can see one clerk emptying a register, and another clerk don his Superman outfit. Er, uhm, draws his weapon.
What I don’t get is why the woman and child are just standing there at the desk as the robbery is taking place, only moving when the clerk draws his weapon. Hello? They have comfortable chairs in the lobby at most Super 8s. They’re generally not inserted between an armed robber and a cash register full of cash.

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Old man gets owned by escalator

Friday, November 7th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Escalators and dementia don’t mix.

I think this guy must have been shrooming… “Oh my god the floor is going to eat me! Ahhhh!”
Old guy gets owned by escalator

GOD HATES SIGNS

Monday, November 3rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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God is supposed to be perfect, so I am not sure that he actually hates anything, but if God did hate something it would definitely be that woman for putting that poor kid through that kind of shit.

God Hates Signs

Sarah Palin gets prank called

Monday, November 3rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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Canadian pranksters The Masked Avengers, posed as as French president Nicolas Sarkozy, were somehow able to call Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that these guys are making ridiculous comments, she still can’t catch the drift.

Her campaign issued a response:

“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.

Her other response was to hire the f*cking amateur staffer she has working for her.

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Everybody loves John McCain

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 by SHTTF
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John McCain showing himself some love!  “Oh John you dirty boy!”

John McCain showing some self love

Teens Huff, Puff, Blow Their Car Up.

Friday, October 24th, 2008 by tim
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Whoa, what was that noise?

Wow, look at that Toyota!

Don’t huff.

Now that looks interesting. I wonder how that happened?

From this article

An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.

You know how I know you’re ghetto?

I like to think the car was an unwitting participant.

The fumes from the strawberry-raspberry and mango-pineapple aerosols also had worked their way into the car’s ventilation system, according to to police.

“The dash was just disintegrated inside that car,” Lewis said.

Sheesh.

“We were working on the other side of the building and after the boom, it sounded like a cat was screaming. After we came around the corner we saw it was a girl,” Schafer said.

When the men reached the car, the girl who was sitting in the back seat was already crawling out of a window and the other two girls were sitting in the car, they said. Both men said there was no fire and they noticed a sweet scent just before it was overpowered by the smell of burned hair.

These kids owe me a monitor and keyboard. The Coffee has sprayeth.

Watching “The Office” lands kid in detention

Friday, October 10th, 2008 by SHTTF
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It would have been awesome to be there ;)

That’s what she said

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DETENTION NOTIFICATION
[x] Disrespect (minor)

Comments:  after a student said “can it be that big” his comment was “that’s what she said” <— These inappropriate comments are made too often.

If you commit a crime, cover the tattoo with your name and birthday

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Dumbass breaks into a bait car and doesn’t notice the camera recording his name and birthday that he brilliantly has tattooed on his neck.

Aaron Evans, 21, was filmed breaking into the Peugeot 106 in an NCP car park before making off with a stolen sat-nav device.

Not only had he failed to spot the covert camera filming his every move but he had the vital information ‘Evans 19.9.87′ boldly tattooed on his neck.

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Guy steals bait car

Guy steals bait car and has tattoo of name a birthday on neck

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