Video footage of a robbery from the desk of a Super 8 in Columbus Ohio.
You can see one clerk emptying a register, and another clerk don his Superman outfit. Er, uhm, draws his weapon.
What I don’t get is why the woman and child are just standing there at the desk as the robbery is taking place, only moving when the clerk draws his weapon. Hello? They have comfortable chairs in the lobby at most Super 8s. They’re generally not inserted between an armed robber and a cash register full of cash.
God is supposed to be perfect, so I am not sure that he actually hates anything, but if God did hate something it would definitely be that woman for putting that poor kid through that kind of shit.
Canadian pranksters The Masked Avengers, posed as as French president Nicolas Sarkozy, were somehow able to call Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that these guys are making ridiculous comments, she still can’t catch the drift.
Her campaign issued a response:
“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.
Her other response was to hire the f*cking amateur staffer she has working for her.
An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.
You know how I know you’re ghetto?
I like to think the car was an unwitting participant.
The fumes from the strawberry-raspberry and mango-pineapple aerosols also had worked their way into the car’s ventilation system, according to to police.
“The dash was just disintegrated inside that car,” Lewis said.
Sheesh.
“We were working on the other side of the building and after the boom, it sounded like a cat was screaming. After we came around the corner we saw it was a girl,” Schafer said.
When the men reached the car, the girl who was sitting in the back seat was already crawling out of a window and the other two girls were sitting in the car, they said. Both men said there was no fire and they noticed a sweet scent just before it was overpowered by the smell of burned hair.
These kids owe me a monitor and keyboard. The Coffee has sprayeth.