(No Ratings Yet)God is supposed to be perfect, so I am not sure that he actually hates anything, but if God did hate something it would definitely be that woman for putting that poor kid through that kind of shit.
(No Ratings Yet)Whoa, what was that noise?
Wow, look at that Toyota!
Now that looks interesting. I wonder how that happened?
An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.
You know how I know you’re ghetto?
I like to think the car was an unwitting participant.
The fumes from the strawberry-raspberry and mango-pineapple aerosols also had worked their way into the car’s ventilation system, according to to police.
“The dash was just disintegrated inside that car,” Lewis said.
Sheesh.
“We were working on the other side of the building and after the boom, it sounded like a cat was screaming. After we came around the corner we saw it was a girl,” Schafer said.
When the men reached the car, the girl who was sitting in the back seat was already crawling out of a window and the other two girls were sitting in the car, they said. Both men said there was no fire and they noticed a sweet scent just before it was overpowered by the smell of burned hair.
These kids owe me a monitor and keyboard. The Coffee has sprayeth.
(No Ratings Yet)Why did you do this?
She enticed me. She ridiculed me. Throughout my lifetime.
(No Ratings Yet)I’m not sure what will be more entertaining in the upcoming Vice Presidential debates: Sarah Palin’s inability to BS or Joe Biden’s “liquid courage”.
My name is Joe Biden, I’m from Scranton PA, I’m a senator, the first guys to endorse me were the United Steel Workers of America, the only reason I’m a senator is because I can drink them under the table!
I like Barack, but I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE Michelle, giggidy giggidy giggidy.
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A MAN accidentally killed himself by putting a condom over his head in a bizarre sex stunt.
An inquest head Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found suffocated naked on his bed wearing the inflated rubber - beside empty cans of laughing gas.
(1 votes)This is supposedly a drunk guy having sex with a car. I would imagine this would be really painful? I think he stops to vomit at one point.
(1 votes)I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises. I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
(No Ratings Yet)Southern California gives us more than its fair share of strange cultural fads. Just look at the Valley Girl. Oh My God! Gag me with a Meat Cleaver! Or Gangsta Rap/Culture.
Not to be outdone, NorCal (Northern California for those who don’t understand modern vernacular) has to contribute their own brand of stupidity. They call it “Hyphy”, a culture involving uptempo bass heavy hip hop and mayhem. Anything that trace its roots to MC Hammer is going to end. Badly.
In addition to (because of?) drug abuse (”Thizz”, a combination of MDMA and Meth, or “Sizzurp”, which is basically robitussin DM), some followers of Hyphy choose to “Ghost Ride The Whip”, where the occupants of a motor vehicle exit and dance on and around said motor vehicle while it is in motion.
For those of you who don’t understand why this is a bad idea, I present you with the following videos:
I picture the gene pool cleaning itself right about now…
(No Ratings Yet) I think that he was the closest on the third line 
“Cocaine is a hellova drug!”
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A dance studio for little kids!? If you can’t see that there is a naked woman on this logo then you are blind. Who ever did this logo has to be one of those closeted chimos that used to work at Disney when they did animated films.
This wouldn’t normally be a WTF.. it would be a HAHAHA, but these are little girls here… NOT COOL! (Junior Jazz)
