11-07-2008 Employees at a gas station in Mount Carmel, Tennessee are lucky to be working.
On Friday night, they had the scare of a lifetime.The driver of a white S-U-V came crashing through the front doors, sending glass flying in all directions at Skipez Market. The owner says the driver bought a pack of cigarettes before slamming into the store. She fled the scene, but later turne More..d herself in to police. One employee was treated for minor injuries. The suspect has been charged with D-U-I.
Video footage of a robbery from the desk of a Super 8 in Columbus Ohio.
You can see one clerk emptying a register, and another clerk don his Superman outfit. Er, uhm, draws his weapon.
What I don’t get is why the woman and child are just standing there at the desk as the robbery is taking place, only moving when the clerk draws his weapon. Hello? They have comfortable chairs in the lobby at most Super 8s. They’re generally not inserted between an armed robber and a cash register full of cash.
Canadian pranksters The Masked Avengers, posed as as French president Nicolas Sarkozy, were somehow able to call Sarah Palin. Despite the fact that these guys are making ridiculous comments, she still can’t catch the drift.
Her campaign issued a response:
“Governor Palin was mildly amused to learn that she had joined the ranks of heads of state, including President Sarkozy and other celebrities, in being targeted by these pranksters. C’est la vie,” she said.
Her other response was to hire the f*cking amateur staffer she has working for her.
I mean.. God should just open up the clouds and tell all of the sane people then maybe everyone would believe him. Telling jackasses like this first is going to get you no where.
This guy has a sharp fence spike up his ass… WTF!?
Apparently this guy was stuck like this for two hours while waiting for help from the police. He was drunk and was fleeing the scene of a robbery when he impaled himself.
I’m not sure what will be more entertaining in the upcoming Vice Presidential debates: Sarah Palin’s inability to BS or Joe Biden’s “liquid courage”.
My name is Joe Biden, I’m from Scranton PA, I’m a senator, the first guys to endorse me were the United Steel Workers of America, the only reason I’m a senator is because I can drink them under the table!
I like Barack, but I LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE Michelle, giggidy giggidy giggidy.
Ladies of Williamsbur, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.
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