Sledge Hammer To The Face

This is not a photoshop, shockingly enough.

“When officers arrived, they ound sewage and what looked like vomit on the ground.  Nearby they found a man curled up ill next to a car.”

HAHAHAHA!

 A man who tried to siphon gas from a motor home got a mouthful of sewage instead, Seattle police said.
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It would really suck to be known as the neighborhood shitter. I guess he looks like some one that would shit on your floor I wonder if he has any relationship to this guy?

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THIS MAN SHIT IN MY KITCHEN

FRANK

WARNING!

Ladies of Williamsbur, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.

You’ve gotted stung by that muskrat.  Let me pee on the wound to stop the poison!

How can you tell if you are a redneck?

Instead splashing your sister like all the other little shit heads you pee on her instead.

Fake

Yes he is really puking in his face.

Staged?

This was what she was doing when she poked you.  (stop wasting your time on facebook)

Donuts, bacon, cheese and ground beef… awesome!  Only in America can you find such a beautiful sight!

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Umn.. yeah…

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It should be against the law for people to sell this woman food… holy shit!

CHILDREN screamed in fear when they found a naked body of a man on their way to school in Alice Springs yesterday. Witnesses said it appeared the caucasian man had been half-eaten by dogs.

Residents of the Hidden Valley town camp in Alice Springs east made the gruesome discovery about 8am yesterday.

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“All the children were in the car crying. I’m completely shocked. It makes me want to scream.”

“They’ve now got the taste of human blood - nothing will stop them.”

“These dogs are going to kill and kill. One of these days one of my grandchildren is going to be victim and just thinking of it is making me very scared about it.”

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I think the grandpa thinks the dogs were werewolves