Sledge Hammer To The Face

This is not a photoshop, shockingly enough.

 The more your lawyer looks like a rapper the better he must be!

She needs to get her money back from the bodega  she bought that from!  (I think it just moved!)

Remember when you parents told you to put on clean underwear before you went on a car ride?  This is why.

How f*cking brain damaged are these people?  Welcome to America!

What century is this?  He is marrying off his 4 year old daughter to pay his debt?!?

Pakistani law says people must be 18 to marry but some Islamic laws allow girls to marry after puberty. Despite the laws, young girls are often given away in marriage to settle disputes or pay off debts.

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 I don’t know why that guy thinks a club will do anything.  That bear could punch holes in that shitty bus.  Thank God for natural selection!

Once you have branded yourself as a fucking moron for the rest of your life, what else is there to do?

And why Dell?  Wtf?!?

John McCain showing himself some love!  “Oh John you dirty boy!”

And they say Americans are stupid. Welcome to Europe!

Is this a fake?

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Ex Transsexual
Ex Prisoner
Ex Wizard
Ex HIV Positive
Now married with a woman who had no uterus
And with two children!

Whoa, what was that noise?

Wow, look at that Toyota!

Now that looks interesting. I wonder how that happened?

From this article

An explosion inside a car that injured three teenagers Thursday afternoon was sparked when one of the girls lit a cigarette and ignited fumes from aerosol air fresheners the teens had been huffing, police said.

You know how I know you’re ghetto?

I like to think the car was an unwitting participant.

The fumes from the strawberry-raspberry and mango-pineapple aerosols also had worked their way into the car’s ventilation system, according to to police.

“The dash was just disintegrated inside that car,” Lewis said.

Sheesh.

“We were working on the other side of the building and after the boom, it sounded like a cat was screaming. After we came around the corner we saw it was a girl,” Schafer said.

When the men reached the car, the girl who was sitting in the back seat was already crawling out of a window and the other two girls were sitting in the car, they said. Both men said there was no fire and they noticed a sweet scent just before it was overpowered by the smell of burned hair.

These kids owe me a monitor and keyboard. The Coffee has sprayeth.