Sledge Hammer To The Face

I guess you could try intimidating your opponent with flips, hand stands and hitch kicks.

But not all opponents are intimidated by such displays of skill.

You see this bit so many times on cartoons, commercials, etc, but the reality is…a 1/8 inch piece of glass is not going to support your fat ass!

If you’ve ever heard the saying “don’t count your chickens until all your eggs have hatched” then this video will make sense to you. He almost still pulls it off…

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I thought Homer Simpson was the only person stupid enough to actually look for the “ANY” key, but apparently I was wrong.

“I think I’ll order a TAB”

Wow… why is it so funny that I hear this same exact shit every day. I didn’t know that this happened any where else?

Watch it until the end… it gets even funnier at the end.

This isn’t really a SHTTF, but it was too funny not to post

Thanks to tim for the video

Nailed it!

Is that a guitar playing ninja on the roof?

(PS That was a dummy right?  Or it was out of a movie or something?)

Some people just can’t drive.

The funny part isn’t that they suck at launching the ballons… just give it a few seconds

I love how they all cheer like some one didn’t almost just get run over!

From the SHTTF archives:

We all know politicians are human like the rest of us, prone to acting out with vices when the pressure gets to be too much. Jesse Helms was known to pass out Lucky Strikes like candy to visitors, Ted Kennedy likes his drink, and Bill Clinton likes his cigars.

But being Mayor of Washington, DC must be super stressful, because it leads to smoking crack. Well, it was that stressful 18 years ago, when this video was taken.

His friend: “I get hyper, too nervous, too hyper. I can’t bring my thoughts back together right away. I’m on weed right now, too.”

The FBI break in the door roughly 7 and a half minutes into the video.

Apparently being high on crack makes you ramble like Rain Man when you get caught. “Definitely set up. Ain’t that a bitch. Set me up. Bitch set me up. Definitely.”