(No Ratings Yet)What century is this? He is marrying off his 4 year old daughter to pay his debt?!?
Pakistani law says people must be 18 to marry but some Islamic laws allow girls to marry after puberty. Despite the laws, young girls are often given away in marriage to settle disputes or pay off debts.
(1 votes)Dumbass breaks into a bait car and doesn’t notice the camera recording his name and birthday that he brilliantly has tattooed on his neck.
Aaron Evans, 21, was filmed breaking into the Peugeot 106 in an NCP car park before making off with a stolen sat-nav device.
Not only had he failed to spot the covert camera filming his every move but he had the vital information ‘Evans 19.9.87′ boldly tattooed on his neck.
(1 votes)SHEBOYGAN, Wis. - A man has been convicted of sneaking into a 2-year-old girl’s bedroom and stealing $20 from a piggy bank while she slept and was sentenced to six years in prison. Four-time convicted burglar Ryan Mueller, 31, was convicted Thursday after a two-day jury trial of felony burglary as a repeat offender.
This will be like taking candy from a baby… DOH!
(2 votes)Lift your shirt up! Now shake that belly for me baby!
(No Ratings Yet) I think that he was the closest on the third line 
“Cocaine is a hellova drug!”
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(1 votes)I saw this on CNN this morning, but of course they only showed like .5 seconds of the clip and they just laughed like idiots (again.. why the fuck is shit like this on CNN anyway… Iraq war anyone?).
Everyone knows how fun it sounds to body check a guy on a bike that is riding around like an asshole, but even a 10 year old knows that it isn’t okay. I’m glad to hear that the cop was reprimanded with desk duty, but wouldn’t I have gotten assault charges filed against me if I did the same thing?
(No Ratings Yet)MIAMI — Police have arrested an 18-year-old man accused of stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes.
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According to Miami-Dade police, Harris would take the buses from several Miami-Dade Transit bus depots in the county and drive the buses on their routes, picking up and dropping off passengers along the way. He would then return the buses at the end of the day.
Maybe he thought that this was a good way to get his foot in the door. You know… show a little initiative and land a job! It is a rough job market right now
PS. Again… Why does the strangest shit always happen in Florida?(Strange shit: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3)
(No Ratings Yet)This guy was so high he thought it would be funny to place a bet using pot on a game with “bud” in the name. Whoops!
Inside the Casino 1 venue in downtown Fresno, California, the player reached into his pocket and produced an ounce of marijuana buds. Realising he might have overbet slightly, he then emptied out a handful of them onto the table, leaving the dealer slightly confused. After his arrest, the stoner then attempted to claim what he had done was legal as he had a Cannabis Club card he’d got from the internet.
(1 votes) They had to spend their wedding night in a jail cell… HAHA! I bet that made for some interesting consummation.
(Although they would have been in different cells, but for the sake of the joke lets pretend they weren’t)
The Michigan wedding of Durango newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.
Police arrest Ania Somora at her wedding reception Saturday night at Burnison Art Gallery in Chikaming Township, Mich.
According to a news release from the Chikaming Township (Mich.) Police Department, Officer Jeff Enders responded Saturday to the Burnison Art Gallery in Lakeside, Mich., after gallery owner Judi Burnison asked for assistance with unruly guests at the Somoras’ wedding reception. [..]
Skowron said the crowd got particularly unruly after police handcuffed Andy Somora’s father and put him in the back of a police cruiser. He said the elder Somora, whom he described as “a distinguished older gentleman,” was trying to talk to Enders to defuse the situation.
“I didn’t believe it, but I witnessed it. It was brutal, and that’s when Andy got really mad,” he said.
Skowron said Andy Somora had to be restrained by police and was tasered at least twice. His wife also received a shock because she was touching her husband during one of the incidents. Skowron said husband and wife were both arrested, but Chikaming police would not confirm that claim, and no mention of the use of a taser is included in the news release.
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The animals were rescued after the home owner was caught stealing cat food. The police said that the woman smelled like urine and that there had been a previous incident with this woman involving 200 cats in her home.
Repeat cat hording offender? I wonder if she thought the raccoon and rabbit were actually cats. This woman should be in a mental hospital.
Thanks to Matt for the link
