Posts Tagged ‘beer’

Redneck’s six pack

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Now that is a commitment to being a fat disgusting American ;) Your family should be very proud! Represent! (I love the t-shirt as well… Dale jr pit crew!)

Six pack tattoo on beer belly

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In a flood, don’t forget to save what is important [pic]

Friday, July 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Checklist of items to save in case of flood: Keystone, bud light, diet 7up, bud heavy… what else am I missing?

Hopefully that 7up willsave them from dying of dehydration. Welcome to NASCAR country!

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My most prized shit

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Keg stand face plant

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 by SHTTF
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Watch it until the end. This guy practically pops his head off when he falls the keg. He has great friends; they just laugh when their buddy could have broke his neck.

Dad passes his kid the beer at the baseball game

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Check the jumbotron before failing as a parent.  I wonder if the guy at the beer booth checked the kids ID before he sold his dad the beer?

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Drunk man gets stuck in chimney and then pelted with beer bottles

Thursday, June 26th, 2008 by SHTTF
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If that was my girlfriend I would be trying to get out of the house not back into the house.

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The police in Canada must be wimps

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 by SHTTF
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In the US you get tazed for farting in front of a cop. That kind of bull shit would have warranted an ass whooping!

Strapping firecrackers to passed out drunk guy

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Pure genius!

Australian Prioritizes Beer over Child.

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 by tim
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An Australian man was pulled over outside Alice Springs, police found he had buckled up his beer, but not a 5 year old child.

Read more (TimesOnline)

I like beer as much as the next guy, but COME ON. Human life is at stake here.

You have a trunk on that car. (I guess Aussies call it a boot. Wierdos.) That’s where the beer goes. It doesn’t roll around there much, it’s a small space.

At least an American did it first. USA. Numba one, baybee!

High schoolers pull root beer kegger prank and pass breathalyzer

Monday, March 31st, 2008 by SHTTF
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WAUSAU, Wis. - Cars lining the street. A house full of young people. A keg and drinking games inside. Police thought they had an underage boozing party on their hands.

But though they made dozens of teens take breath tests, none tested positive for alcohol. That’s because the keg contained root beer. Read more…

Check out the video below. These kids are acting like a bunch of jackasses. I guess they pulled of the prank of their life time, but I can’t image how bad the cops wanted to nail these little shits!

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Jesus drinks Budweiser!!!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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Jesus loves beer I guess

This isn’t photoshopped… it is the work of graffit-o taggers…

Someone covered up a billboard on La Branch at Winbern with a poster featuring a picture of Jesus Christ holding a Budweiser can. The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that’s supposed to be there.

It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.” “I thought that was just crazy,” said commuter Jose Cazares. “It looks professional too.”

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