Sledge Hammer To The Face

I saw this on CNN this morning, but of course they only showed like .5 seconds of the clip and they just laughed like idiots (again.. why the fuck is shit like this on CNN anyway… Iraq war anyone?).

Everyone knows how fun it sounds to body check a guy on a bike that is riding around like an asshole, but even a 10 year old knows that it isn’t okay. I’m glad to hear that the cop was reprimanded with desk duty, but wouldn’t I have gotten assault charges filed against me if I did the same thing?

 Checkout the falsified arrest report written by the officer

Umn… wtf exactly are they doing? heh….

Fill in the caption!!! (please post your captions)

“Yep. It is still there!”
“So it isn’t like a plant…. water doesn’t make it grow :(”

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I guess this would blow some high school drop outs mind at verizon, but I’m pretty sure this is just some single loser that doesn’t have anything better to do then look this up and post it online because he thinks it makes him look cool. Doesn’t he know that writing the amount of a check using pie, the natural log and integrals doesn’t make you look smarter than them it just makes you look like an ass wipe?

I do have to give him props though.. the “What now, bitches?” is classic!

(This is probably a joke “The name on the check is ‘Randall Patrick Munroe.’ He is the creator of the Web comic XKCD.” , but for the sake of fun, lets pretend it is real ;))