Posts Tagged ‘crash’

His mother-in-law tries to drive a golf cart

Thursday, November 13th, 2008 by SHTTF
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And he just video tapes her so that everyone can laugh at her. I bet he spent a few nights on the couch for this ;)

(stick with it… it gets better in the second half)

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She buys her smokes and then crashes into the gas station

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 by SHTTF
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11-07-2008 Employees at a gas station in Mount Carmel, Tennessee are lucky to be working.
On Friday night, they had the scare of a lifetime.The driver of a white S-U-V came crashing through the front doors, sending glass flying in all directions at Skipez Market. The owner says the driver bought a pack of cigarettes before slamming into the store. She fled the scene, but later turne More..d herself in to police. One employee was treated for minor injuries. The suspect has been charged with D-U-I.

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Retard Free Runner Accident

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008 by niday
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If this guy wasn’t such a tool, it would have definitely lost some of the humor…PWNT!

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Dow Jones in October 2008: Jump, Jive, and FAIL.

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008 by tim
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Every time I refresh my Yahoo Quote for the Dow Jones Industrials today, it jumps or falls 300 points every time.

They’re drinking straight from the 1.75L plastic handle of Passport Scotch on Wall Street right now, as the Glenfiddich neat is for celebrations.

Wall street will be covered in traders and glass if this crowd has their way:

Jump you fuckers!

How to NOT Win a Race

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 by niday
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If you’ve ever heard the saying “don’t count your chickens until all your eggs have hatched” then this video will make sense to you. He almost still pulls it off…

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Clumsy Daredevil [gif]

Friday, August 1st, 2008 by SHTTF
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Nailed it!

How not to jump an ice cream truck

Is that a guitar playing ninja on the roof?

(PS That was a dummy right?  Or it was out of a movie or something?)

Morons exit moving vehicle in an effort to impress their friends.

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 by tim
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Southern California gives us more than its fair share of strange cultural fads. Just look at the Valley Girl. Oh My God! Gag me with a Meat Cleaver! Or Gangsta Rap/Culture.

Not to be outdone, NorCal (Northern California for those who don’t understand modern vernacular) has to contribute their own brand of stupidity. They call it “Hyphy”, a culture involving uptempo bass heavy hip hop and mayhem. Anything that trace its roots to MC Hammer is going to end. Badly.

In addition to (because of?) drug abuse (”Thizz”, a combination of MDMA and Meth, or “Sizzurp”, which is basically robitussin DM), some followers of Hyphy choose to “Ghost Ride The Whip”, where the occupants of a motor vehicle exit and dance on and around said motor vehicle while it is in motion.

For those of you who don’t understand why this is a bad idea, I present you with the following videos:

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I picture the gene pool cleaning itself right about now…

Car drives under trailer

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Some people just can’t drive.

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Semi plows through only cars in a near empty parking lot

Friday, July 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Really? Did they fall to sleep or something?

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Thanks to Matt for the post

Car hits man sitting in a diner at 55 mph

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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He survives and is laughing about it.

This is pretty wild, but why is CNN reporting on this kind of crap when there is a war in Iraq? That is what the Interwebs are for!