11-07-2008 Employees at a gas station in Mount Carmel, Tennessee are lucky to be working.
On Friday night, they had the scare of a lifetime.The driver of a white S-U-V came crashing through the front doors, sending glass flying in all directions at Skipez Market. The owner says the driver bought a pack of cigarettes before slamming into the store. She fled the scene, but later turne More..d herself in to police. One employee was treated for minor injuries. The suspect has been charged with D-U-I.
If you’ve ever heard the saying “don’t count your chickens until all your eggs have hatched” then this video will make sense to you. He almost still pulls it off…
Southern California gives us more than its fair share of strange cultural fads. Just look at the Valley Girl. Oh My God! Gag me with a Meat Cleaver! Or Gangsta Rap/Culture.
Not to be outdone, NorCal (Northern California for those who don’t understand modern vernacular) has to contribute their own brand of stupidity. They call it “Hyphy”, a culture involving uptempo bass heavy hip hop and mayhem. Anything that trace its roots to MC Hammer is going to end. Badly.
In addition to (because of?) drug abuse (”Thizz”, a combination of MDMA and Meth, or “Sizzurp”, which is basically robitussin DM), some followers of Hyphy choose to “Ghost Ride The Whip”, where the occupants of a motor vehicle exit and dance on and around said motor vehicle while it is in motion.
For those of you who don’t understand why this is a bad idea, I present you with the following videos:
I picture the gene pool cleaning itself right about now…