Posts Tagged ‘god’

GOD HATES SIGNS

Monday, November 3rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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God is supposed to be perfect, so I am not sure that he actually hates anything, but if God did hate something it would definitely be that woman for putting that poor kid through that kind of shit.

God Hates Signs

Rehabilitated con-man

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008 by SHTTF
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And they say Americans are stupid. Welcome to Europe!

Is this a fake?

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Prophet isaac

Ex Transsexual
Ex Prisoner
Ex Wizard
Ex HIV Positive
Now married with a woman who had no uterus
And with two children!

Why does Jesus tell the crazy people first?

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I mean.. God should just open up the clouds and tell all of the sane people then maybe everyone would believe him. Telling jackasses like this first is going to get you no where.

Jesus is coming soon

Kicked out of the marines for throwing a puppy of a cliff

Friday, June 13th, 2008 by SHTTF
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A US Marine has been kicked out of the corps and another has been punished after a video surfaced of Marines throwing a puppy off a cliff in Iraq.

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Early signs of a serial killer.  We don’t need people like that in Iraq I am sure they just make the problem worse.

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Memo From God

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 by SHTTF
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Memo From God

To: People of Earth
From: God
Date: 02/07/2006
Subject: stop

knock it off, all of you

seriously, what the hell

– God

Cartoon explains Mormon religion

Friday, April 4th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I don’t know anything about Scientology, but apparently Mormonism is as strange as it is!!! I didn’t know that God was born on a distant planet and decided to create Earth is a council of Gods?

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Here are some gems from this video (niday):

“Lucifer and his brother Jesus”

“those who remained neutral in the battle were cursed to be born with black skin”

“Joseph Smith, was known for his tall tales…he is now honored by Mormons as a prophet”

“those Mormons who are sealed in the eternal marriage ceremony expect to become polygamist gods in the celestial kingdom, rule over other planets, and spawn new families throughout eternity”

Interview: “a bishop counsel forced me to divorce my wife [because i stop believing]”

Interview: “my wife divorced me…because she couldn’t reach her level of god-hood with a [non-believer]”