Sledge Hammer To The Face

Yes they are just that stupid.

There are too many things strange about this picture.  Why is there a classic car with Cheetos logos all over it?  Why are there a bunch of guys cruising in a Cheeto car?   Why is he wearing an A-Shirt?  Why does he have a Cheeto sticking out of his mouth like he thinks it is a cigar?

From the SHTTF archives: Calvin and Hobbes predict the 2008 Auto Bailout.

Okay, Calvin and Hobbes were probably commenting on an Airline bailout, or an Amtrak Bailout during the time when Watterson produced this gem of a comic strip.

Lincoln police and fire officials were preparing to get a submerged vehicle out of Holmes Lake on Wednesday afternoon.

Ice fishermen reported seeing the vehicle beneath the ice around noon Wednesday.

Authorities said they’ve had no recent reports of a missing person or vehicle in the area.

The vehicle is visible beneath the surface near the observatory on the southwest part of the lake. It appears to be about 20 feet out from the boat ramp and looks like a pickup truck.

Matt Mittelstadt, a Southeast District supervisor for Lincoln Parks and Recreation, said he saw tire tracks on the ramp about a week ago.

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He is so cracked out! HAHA!  Is that a burned CD he is holding?

It went through 11-year-old Liu Cheong’s eye socket, completely through his head and was only stopped by the back of his skull.

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File this under “emo kids who were barely alive during the 80s that are stuck in the 80s”

After the dog tracked her down, they found a frozen pizza in her parking lot…. HAHAHA!

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The woman then returned again, pushing the clerk into the front door and causing her to hit her back on the handle, Flood said. The suspect left the store with 13 candy bars.

A police dog led officers to an apartment building at 1400 North 33rd Street, where police found a frozen pizza in the parking lot, Flood said. The dog then led police to apartment 2, where they heard voices inside.
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That was a waste of $100.  HAHA!