Posts Tagged ‘jesus’

Why does Jesus tell the crazy people first?

Thursday, October 9th, 2008 by SHTTF
(1 votes)

I mean.. God should just open up the clouds and tell all of the sane people then maybe everyone would believe him. Telling jackasses like this first is going to get you no where.

Jesus is coming soon

Jesus Christ that is a cool truck!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 by SHTTF
(1 votes)

I’m glad that guy doesn’t work in my office. He would probably have to whoop my ass in the name of his lord.
Jesus Christ is Lord, not a swear word

Photoshopped?

Jesus drinks Budweiser!!!

Monday, March 3rd, 2008 by SHTTF
(1 votes)

Jesus loves beer I guess

This isn’t photoshopped… it is the work of graffit-o taggers…

Someone covered up a billboard on La Branch at Winbern with a poster featuring a picture of Jesus Christ holding a Budweiser can. The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that’s supposed to be there.

It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.” “I thought that was just crazy,” said commuter Jose Cazares. “It looks professional too.”

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