Sledge Hammer To The Face

It would have been awesome to be there

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[x] Disrespect (minor)

Comments:  after a student said “can it be that big” his comment was “that’s what she said” <— These inappropriate comments are made too often.

The sign says:

WARNING! Due to overfeeding some pigeons can become aggressive

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If the guy feeding the pigeons isn’t involved than this is just funnier than shit!

I know this isn’t real, but it was too funny not to post

(put on your headphones you don’t want this playing on your speakers at work)

The man on the floor was bleeding heavily from six bullet wounds to the chest and abdomen, Gavrilas said.

“I plugged his gaps,” he said. “I took some Bounty [paper towels], the quicker picker-upper, and applied some pressure to his wounds.

PS.  The title is a joke