I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises. I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
CHILDREN screamed in fear when they found a naked body of a man on their way to school in Alice Springs yesterday. Witnesses said it appeared the caucasian man had been half-eaten by dogs.
Residents of the Hidden Valley town camp in Alice Springs east made the gruesome discovery about 8am yesterday.
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“All the children were in the car crying. I’m completely shocked. It makes me want to scream.”
“They’ve now got the taste of human blood - nothing will stop them.”
“These dogs are going to kill and kill. One of these days one of my grandchildren is going to be victim and just thinking of it is making me very scared about it.”
As they got closer, the couple saw the man brutally beating the toddler behind his truck and throwing the child on the ground, according to Singh. Two or three other cars stopped, an unusual number to be passing through the remote area surrounded by a dairy, a cow pasture, a cornfield and a farmhouse, he said.
“What we got from witnesses is he was punching, slapping, kicking, stomping, shaking,” Singh said. “They tried to intervene and get involved, but their efforts really didn’t have an effect. The suspect was engaged in what he was doing. He just pushed them off and went back to it.”
A sheriff’s helicopter responding to emergency calls from the area landed in a cow pasture at 10:19 p.m. carrying a Modesto police officer who shot the man to death after he refused an order to stop beating the child, Singh said.
This is one case where I would never shout police brutality. I don’t know how an office would restrain himself. If I saw some sick ass hole slamming a toddler against the ground I know I would end up in jail for my actions.
“As we were walking up to the classroom, I saw some guy in a dress, in pink rubber boots. It looked pretty ridiculous, I’m not going to lie,” said senior Ian Metz. He says he wasn’t scared by the stranger until he thought he saw a gun in the man’s hand.It was actually a taser, but it was enough to send Metz running into class to tell his teacher.”It’s going to sound completely out of nowhere, but there’s a man out there with a gun and pink boots,” Metz told his teacher.
Despite the strange British English I can still manage to make out that he is posting her name, the name of the guy she was cheating with, his wife’s name and where they live. Nice. Totally owned the shit out of the both of them!
I know that freak shows are supposed to be a little disgusting and amazing, but there is nothing amazing about some fat guy sticking his legs behind his head. I bet if you were there you could just hear the fat flooding into his hip joints as he dislocates them! Barf!
He must be really desperate for money or just really lazy, to humiliate himself like this!
An Oregon man is five months pregnant, according to a national magazine.Thomas Beatie, who used to be a woman, appeared in the most recent issue of The Advocate, a magazine for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender readers.
Beatie wrote the article and it included a picture of him while he was 22 weeks pregnant. According to the story, he went through a sex change, but decided only to have chest reconstruction and testosterone therapy. Read more…
No shit doctors refused to treat him/her! Can’t it decide what it wants to be? I am supportive of gay/lesbian couples having kids, but I am not sure some one is fit to have kids if they don’t know what sex they want to assign themselves!
There is a video of a TV news report below. It is pretty funny. When the guy holds up the magazine with the picture of the pregnant man, he looks like he is about to laugh.
I hope you enjoyed the really sick picture of the half naked pregnant man… lol!
(PS: Some people don’t have a very good sense of humor. I’m sure this isn’t an easy situation for them, but they are definitely taking very extraordinary measures to have kids. I am not being 100% serious, but I am poking fun at it. I hope everything goes well for them.)
So CNN covered this story. It is pretty funny that they are even more inaccurately showboating him as a man. “I hope this catches on with men everywhere.” The pregnant man in Oregon has even had an interview with Oprah. Watch the video of the CNN report below.
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