Posts Tagged ‘marriage’

Police break up marriage of boy, 7, and girl, 4

Friday, October 31st, 2008 by SHTTF
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What century is this?  He is marrying off his 4 year old daughter to pay his debt?!?

Pakistani law says people must be 18 to marry but some Islamic laws allow girls to marry after puberty. Despite the laws, young girls are often given away in marriage to settle disputes or pay off debts.

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Kenosha Man Kills Wife Because She Doesn’t Want To Have Sex

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 by tim
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A guy hacked his wife to bits and shot her three times because she wasn’t in the mood for sex. The guy has parkinson’s disease and uses a walker to get around. He’s 64 years old. I guess he used the element of surprise to his advantage?

I guess Rosie Palmer wasn’t in the mood, either.

Either way, this guy sounds like he has it all figured out. A real winner. The man.

Kenosha Police release 911 tapes in wife murder

Sure, the guy doesn’t have long to live. But damn, he could have waited until she was awake and subsequently filled her full of coffee. I read somewhere that caffeine ignites “that part” of the brain.

Could you imagine the scandal if it were found he was taking ED (Erectile Dysfunction) treatments?

As Rick James would have put it, “haha, Viagra is a hell of a drug, man!”

Perhaps he should have tried Cialis? At least then he would have 36 hours, he could have waited until the right moment for both he and his partner, no matter what life threw at them.

Three stages of marriage (according to a male lion)

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008 by SHTTF
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1. Dating

Single

2. Married

Married

3. Divorced

Divorced