Sledge Hammer To The Face

If you’re going to have naked pics of your ex on your phone, you might not want to make them your background pic & LEAVE YOUR PHONE OPEN WHILE YOU SHOWER! I am going for a walk & you better be the FUCK OUT of my apr by the time I get back.

You’re a fucking DOUCHE — SHE’S FUCKING FAT! WTF?

I think that the capital letters are an anagram or something. This is really a clue for what she wants for her birthday…

CHILDREN screamed in fear when they found a naked body of a man on their way to school in Alice Springs yesterday. Witnesses said it appeared the caucasian man had been half-eaten by dogs.

Residents of the Hidden Valley town camp in Alice Springs east made the gruesome discovery about 8am yesterday.

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“All the children were in the car crying. I’m completely shocked. It makes me want to scream.”

“They’ve now got the taste of human blood - nothing will stop them.”

“These dogs are going to kill and kill. One of these days one of my grandchildren is going to be victim and just thinking of it is making me very scared about it.”

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I think the grandpa thinks the dogs were werewolves

A dance studio for little kids!?  If you can’t see that there is a naked woman on this logo then you are blind.  Who ever did this logo has to be one of those closeted chimos that used to work at Disney when they did animated films.

This wouldn’t normally be a WTF.. it would be a HAHAHA, but these are little girls here… NOT COOL! (Junior Jazz)

Is this out of a movie!?

RCMP Constable Dave Babineau says workers at a nearby farm first called 911 after a naked man showed up and stole a five-ton truck. He says they tried to confront him, but backed off because he was acting erratically.

Minutes later, police caught up with the suspect near Harris Road and Lougheed Highway, which is when he made the threat to blow up a bridge, but didn’t name a specific span.

Police then pursued the suspect through the streets of Maple Ridge for nearly forty minutes, as he careened into medians and onto sidewalks, at one point smashing into two police cruisers.

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In this video you see him finally get out and run for it.  From other videos we know what happens then

Watch a news report here…