Wisconsin finally bans sex with the dead
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 by SHTTFArmed with shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, the men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to remove the body of a 20-year-old woman killed the week before in a motorcycle crash, police said.
One of them had seen an obituary photo of the pretty nursing assistant and asked the others for help digging up her corpse so he could have sexual intercourse with it, prosecutors said. They used the shovels to reach her grave but were unable to pry the concrete vault open and fled after a car drove into the cemetery.
The rest of this story is that Wisconsin didn’t have an actual law against having sex with the dead, so the sex charges were dropped. In an appeals court they were upheld.
Did they really need condoms to have sex with a dead person?


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