Sledge Hammer To The Face

I guess this would blow some high school drop outs mind at verizon, but I’m pretty sure this is just some single loser that doesn’t have anything better to do then look this up and post it online because he thinks it makes him look cool. Doesn’t he know that writing the amount of a check using pie, the natural log and integrals doesn’t make you look smarter than them it just makes you look like an ass wipe?

I do have to give him props though.. the “What now, bitches?” is classic!

(This is probably a joke “The name on the check is ‘Randall Patrick Munroe.’ He is the creator of the Web comic XKCD.” , but for the sake of fun, lets pretend it is real ;))

The process starts off like most pregnancy tests. You pee on a stick, specifically the absorbent test strip at one end. But everything’s different after that first step. Remove the cap from the other end of the stick (cleverly provided to keep you from accidentally contaminating the wrong end) to reveal the USB connector. Pop it in your computer. The power from your USB port starts the electrospray ionization process, creating a spectrograph of the various masses for your analysis.

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I hope you don’t get pregnant enough to need a home pregnancy test like this.  I guess if your are a total geek it is the way to go.  It looks like any USB flash drive.

Just because you are hardcore it doesn’t mean you aren’t a total idiot for writing code in binary!!!