Sledge Hammer To The Face

I saw this on CNN this morning, but of course they only showed like .5 seconds of the clip and they just laughed like idiots (again.. why the fuck is shit like this on CNN anyway… Iraq war anyone?).

Everyone knows how fun it sounds to body check a guy on a bike that is riding around like an asshole, but even a 10 year old knows that it isn’t okay. I’m glad to hear that the cop was reprimanded with desk duty, but wouldn’t I have gotten assault charges filed against me if I did the same thing?

 Checkout the falsified arrest report written by the officer

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught with his pants down in February, after calling for a prostitute. He said he acted in a way that violates his obligations to his family and his sense of right and wrong. Ahh, honesty. Counts for something, right?

Well, he didn’t count on a federal investigation into the Emperor’s Club, a high dollar brothel that operates underground, around the world. What’s ironic is that he had tackled prostitution rings duing his stint as a Prosecutor. Of all people, he should have known he was going to get caught.

According to the investigation, Spitzer called for a prostitute from the Emperor’s Club on February 13. Cost him $4300 for a 5 foot 5 inch brunette who weighed 105lbs. The girl was warned that he might ask to do things that “aren’t safe”.

I hope it was worth every penny and minute. Probably not gonna get any for a couple years.

What floors me is his wife. Why is she standing there next to him? Reminds me of Hillary right after Lewinsky. I mean seriously, does sunshine fall from his ass or something? Every woman I know would be pulling a Lorena Bobbit right now.

Read the article at CNN.com