Posts Tagged ‘news’

Police break up marriage of boy, 7, and girl, 4

Friday, October 31st, 2008 by SHTTF
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What century is this?  He is marrying off his 4 year old daughter to pay his debt?!?

Pakistani law says people must be 18 to marry but some Islamic laws allow girls to marry after puberty. Despite the laws, young girls are often given away in marriage to settle disputes or pay off debts.

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Man trying to siphon gas accidentally siphons sewage

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 by SHTTF
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“When officers arrived, they ound sewage and what looked like vomit on the ground.  Nearby they found a man curled up ill next to a car.”

HAHAHAHA!

Sewage Siphon

 A man who tried to siphon gas from a motor home got a mouthful of sewage instead, Seattle police said.

John McCain is a gun-grabbing liberal.

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 by tim
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From an old USA Today article

Sen. John McCain says he will force Senate consideration of a controversial gun control measure early next year bolstered by a newly powerful argument: Foreign terrorists have exploited a loophole to buy weapons at gun shows while bypassing federal background checks.

This is what the media means when they say “Maverick”: he’s really a Democrat masquerading as a Republican.

My how the mighty GOP has fallen.

Killed by condom

Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Condom prank kills (news article)

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A MAN accidentally killed himself by putting a condom over his head in a bizarre sex stunt.

An inquest head Gary Ashbrook, 31, was found suffocated naked on his bed wearing the inflated rubber - beside empty cans of laughing gas.

I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFC

Thursday, September 4th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Is this a joke?  Are people in the UK just racist?  Why would they run a story like this from the US like it is the headlining story if they weren’t?

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Man pleas guilty of murder for KFC

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Chicken meal deal gets killer to admit his guilt 

GUN killer Tremayne Durham gave up his right to trial - for a bucket of fried chicken.

Don’t windsurf in a hurricane

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Wow dude! You are so extreme!

Man break into woman’s home, takes of his clothes, and puts on her boyfriends clothes?

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
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A Sioux Falls woman Saturday reported that a man entered her apartment, took off his clothes and changed into her boyfriend’s clothes before eventually leaving, police spokesman Sam Clemens said.

The woman, 21, was sleeping when she heard a noise in her apartment at 320 N. Western Ave., and then looked out her bedroom door to see clothes lying on the floor, Clemens said. She then called her boyfriend, who came over and found the suspect lying on the living room couch, he said.

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Bride and Groom tasered by police at their wedding reception

Monday, July 28th, 2008 by SHTTF
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They had to spend their wedding night in a jail cell… HAHA! I bet that made for some interesting consummation. ;)

(Although they would have been in different cells, but for the sake of the joke lets pretend they weren’t)

The Michigan wedding of Durango newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.

Police arrest Ania Somora at her wedding reception Saturday night at Burnison Art Gallery in Chikaming Township, Mich.

According to a news release from the Chikaming Township (Mich.) Police Department, Officer Jeff Enders responded Saturday to the Burnison Art Gallery in Lakeside, Mich., after gallery owner Judi Burnison asked for assistance with unruly guests at the Somoras’ wedding reception. [..]

Skowron said the crowd got particularly unruly after police handcuffed Andy Somora’s father and put him in the back of a police cruiser. He said the elder Somora, whom he described as “a distinguished older gentleman,” was trying to talk to Enders to defuse the situation.

“I didn’t believe it, but I witnessed it. It was brutal, and that’s when Andy got really mad,” he said.

Skowron said Andy Somora had to be restrained by police and was tasered at least twice. His wife also received a shock because she was touching her husband during one of the incidents. Skowron said husband and wife were both arrested, but Chikaming police would not confirm that claim, and no mention of the use of a taser is included in the news release.

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No Canadians please

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 by SHTTF
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Irony?

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Fuck you CNN! (Fuck you reader of CNN!)

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 by SHTTF
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I guess what know what CNN thinks is important. Thank god this person on the Internets had the foresight to point the finger at them!

(So they posted the following image pointing out that CNN thinks Britney’s sister is more important than $70 billion for war or a mass grave found in Iraq) CNN thinks this is news?

Oh wait… they forgot to clear their history before they took the screen shot. “Pregnant skydiver falls 50 mph to asphalt?” Looks like you should be read sledge instead of CNN ;)

(Then another Internets user posted this picture, pointing out which links they clicked on, indicating what they thought was more important than the war stories.)

Well this is what the person reading CNN thinks is news…