(No Ratings Yet)What century is this? He is marrying off his 4 year old daughter to pay his debt?!?
Pakistani law says people must be 18 to marry but some Islamic laws allow girls to marry after puberty. Despite the laws, young girls are often given away in marriage to settle disputes or pay off debts.
(1 votes)I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises. I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
(2 votes)Lift your shirt up! Now shake that belly for me baby!
(No Ratings Yet)MIAMI — Police have arrested an 18-year-old man accused of stealing at least three county buses and driving them on their routes.
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According to Miami-Dade police, Harris would take the buses from several Miami-Dade Transit bus depots in the county and drive the buses on their routes, picking up and dropping off passengers along the way. He would then return the buses at the end of the day.
Maybe he thought that this was a good way to get his foot in the door. You know… show a little initiative and land a job! It is a rough job market right now 
PS. Again… Why does the strangest shit always happen in Florida?(Strange shit: Example 1, Example 2, Example 3)
(No Ratings Yet)This guy was so high he thought it would be funny to place a bet using pot on a game with “bud” in the name. Whoops!
Inside the Casino 1 venue in downtown Fresno, California, the player reached into his pocket and produced an ounce of marijuana buds. Realising he might have overbet slightly, he then emptied out a handful of them onto the table, leaving the dealer slightly confused. After his arrest, the stoner then attempted to claim what he had done was legal as he had a Cannabis Club card he’d got from the internet.
(1 votes) They had to spend their wedding night in a jail cell… HAHA! I bet that made for some interesting consummation.
(Although they would have been in different cells, but for the sake of the joke lets pretend they weren’t)
The Michigan wedding of Durango newlyweds Andy and Ania Somora came to an abrupt end last weekend after the bride and groom were tasered by local police and spent their wedding night in jail.
Police arrest Ania Somora at her wedding reception Saturday night at Burnison Art Gallery in Chikaming Township, Mich.
According to a news release from the Chikaming Township (Mich.) Police Department, Officer Jeff Enders responded Saturday to the Burnison Art Gallery in Lakeside, Mich., after gallery owner Judi Burnison asked for assistance with unruly guests at the Somoras’ wedding reception. [..]
Skowron said the crowd got particularly unruly after police handcuffed Andy Somora’s father and put him in the back of a police cruiser. He said the elder Somora, whom he described as “a distinguished older gentleman,” was trying to talk to Enders to defuse the situation.
“I didn’t believe it, but I witnessed it. It was brutal, and that’s when Andy got really mad,” he said.
Skowron said Andy Somora had to be restrained by police and was tasered at least twice. His wife also received a shock because she was touching her husband during one of the incidents. Skowron said husband and wife were both arrested, but Chikaming police would not confirm that claim, and no mention of the use of a taser is included in the news release.
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The animals were rescued after the home owner was caught stealing cat food. The police said that the woman smelled like urine and that there had been a previous incident with this woman involving 200 cats in her home.
Repeat cat hording offender? I wonder if she thought the raccoon and rabbit were actually cats. This woman should be in a mental hospital.
Thanks to Matt for the link
(No Ratings Yet)Just more crazy shit coming out of Florida. You would think by now that they would be teaching the cops to stop reaching for the taser as soon as some one looks at them crooked.
Thursday, July 17th 2008, Dayton Ohio Police arrived at the home of 49 year old Denise Harris, looking for her son, a robbery suspect. A blind woman, Denise Harris of a Fernwood Avenue apartment opened the door to the police and told them that her son was not there. This is when the accounting splits into two different versions…
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Jim says: I don’t know why you think this is in Florida. Even if you didn’t know the difference between Dayton and Daytona, you ought to wonder why Ohio police are mentioned in the first paragraph.
Sorry that I am such a fucktard Jim. You are right. This happened in Ohio, not Florida. I’ll be careful not to get too excited to make fun of Florida in the future.
(No Ratings Yet)A Shreveport police officer has been fired after an incident in which a female prisoner taken into custody on suspicion of DWI wound up lying on the police station floor in a pool of blood.
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The situation escalated, and the videotape shows the officer push the woman against the wall; she fell to the floor crying, telling him not to touch her. She later tried to leave again. What happened next was outside the view of the camera but the woman can be heard screaming before she is placed back in a chair.Seconds later, the tape is turned off. It is not known what happened while the tape was off, but when it was turned back on Garbarino was lying on the floor on her side in a pool of blood.
He obviously beat the shit out of her. Glad to hear that he got fired, but it is pretty f’ed up that no criminal charges are being pressed.
(2 votes)In the US you get tazed for farting in front of a cop. That kind of bull shit would have warranted an ass whooping!
