Sledge Hammer To The Face

You have to say something to be funny? Way to do damage control for a week John McFAIL

I’m not sure that I have ever seen a host do less on SNL.

Here is the intro:

And a sketch:

Dear Joe,

You better keep buying those lotto tickets, because you don’t own that business yet and if you are dumb enough to think McCain gives a fuck about you when his wife wears dresses that cost $250,000 then you are total moron.

Love,

SHTTF

Watch Obama own Joe…

Photoshop this pic taken from the October 7 debate, post your replies in the comments with a standard <img> tag.

Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

Former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld might not have orchestrated 9/11 from the inside, but it sounds to me like he didn’t want the party to die.

Read the original article and listen to the tapes yourself at PrisonPlanet.

Straight from the Rumsfeld himself:

That’s what I was just going to say. This President’s pretty much a victim of success. We haven’t had an attack in five years. The perception of the threat is so low in this society that it’s not surprising that the behavior pattern reflects a low threat assessment. The same thing’s in Europe, there’s a low threat perception. The correction for that, I suppose, is an attack. And when that happens, then everyone gets energized for another [inaudible] …

That makes me think he might have suggested the wrong idea to the wrong person, resulting in his resignation.

Oh yeah, he wants an American educated Iraqi to run Iraq. While that’s not bad on the surface, he could have picked a better example out of the pool of past sock puppet governments:

In another exchange, after assuring that comments are “off the record,” Rumsfeld and one of the military analysts agree that Iraq could use a “Syngman Rhee” to take control of Iraq. Syngman Rhee was the ruthless authoritarian dictator of South Korea from after World War II through the Korean War to 1960.

Cliff’s notes for this wikipedia entry on Syngman Rhee: American Educated foreign national who adopted an American way of life, returned home, siezed power, and let his country destroy itself from the inside through his own costly mistakes and brutality. He escaped riots and death threats to live the rest of his life in Hawaii.

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer was caught with his pants down in February, after calling for a prostitute. He said he acted in a way that violates his obligations to his family and his sense of right and wrong. Ahh, honesty. Counts for something, right?

Well, he didn’t count on a federal investigation into the Emperor’s Club, a high dollar brothel that operates underground, around the world. What’s ironic is that he had tackled prostitution rings duing his stint as a Prosecutor. Of all people, he should have known he was going to get caught.

According to the investigation, Spitzer called for a prostitute from the Emperor’s Club on February 13. Cost him $4300 for a 5 foot 5 inch brunette who weighed 105lbs. The girl was warned that he might ask to do things that “aren’t safe”.

I hope it was worth every penny and minute. Probably not gonna get any for a couple years.

What floors me is his wife. Why is she standing there next to him? Reminds me of Hillary right after Lewinsky. I mean seriously, does sunshine fall from his ass or something? Every woman I know would be pulling a Lorena Bobbit right now.

Read the article at CNN.com

 That .8% interest rate on your checking account wont make a difference!

Music has been used in American military prisons and on bases to induce sleep deprivation, “prolong capture shock,” disorient detainees during interrogations—and also drown out screams. Based on a leaked interrogation log, news reports, and the accounts of soldiers and detainees, here are some of the songs that guards and interrogators chose.

Jose Ortiz stabbed his brother in law over who should be the Democratic nominee for president.

Read the article here.

Not only does he support Clinton, he’s a registered Republican!

And if convicted, he won’t be able to vote!

(He even looks like he’s been hit with the Sledge Hammer To The Face.)

Just when you thought Larry Sinclair couldn’t get any weirder he posts two more videos on YouTube. This time there is fruity music playing, with a Mexican flag in the background and he is sprawled out on a couch! To make it even weirder he is wearing an “Everything is bigger in Texas” t-shirt that is pink and definitely not big enough for that beer belly of his! He spends half the time talking about how he doesn’t know how to use YouTube and threatening people who talk shit about him! So here is the new two part Larry Sinclair video and a radio interview.

Watch the original Larry Sinclair video…

Watch the rest of the video…