Posts Tagged ‘psycho’

He breaks his neck and they just laugh

Thursday, June 19th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Welcome to Japan!

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Office worker goes nuts and trashes the cube farm

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 by SHTTF
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What the hell set this guy off? He definitely trashes the entire office before some one finally whoops his ass!

Meth is a hell of a drug.

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Another view of it…

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Attorneys Take Note: The Bigfoot Defense

Thursday, March 27th, 2008 by tim
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Gene MorrillA child molestor was convicted yesterday (March 25) in Fredricksburg, VA of professing his desire to have sex with prepubescent boys, engaging in the act of sex with prepubescent boys, and well, just being a looney.

He claimed he was first molested as a child by… BIGFOOT.

While I don’t disagree that molestors are made, not born, I have to question the individual’s sanity.

I don’t care if you were molested by your 7th grade social studies teacher. (I assure you, I wish I was. She was smokin hot. Between her and Meg Ryan in “When Harry Met Sally”, which I saw the summer before, I had much trouble concentrating on anything. I wonder what she’s doing now? I should google-stalk her when I’m done writing this. And I should stop at Best Buy and pick up a copy of When Harry Met Sally. Damn, that was one of the best years of my life. Oh wait. Nvm.) I don’t care what happened when you were younger, That doesn’t excuse you from desiring and partaking in sex with children.

And why would Bigfoot find a human attractive? I would think that would make the humanoid equivalent of a Liger, bred for its skills in magic.

If it was male on male involuntary interspecies mating, it would… Why am I thinking of Goatse right about now? I think I’m gonna go barf.

read the article at Fredricksburg.com