Posts Tagged ‘redneck’

I’M A MAVRIK HOW ABOUT YOU?

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 by SHTTF
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 Typical McCain supporters.  If you have ever wondered how McCain could win an election here is your answer… again.

Typical McCain Supporters

This post is a shout out to one of my peepz with regards to the original post about McCain.

How could McCain even be close in the polls?

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Because there are tons of idiot racist rednecks like this in the US.

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Redneck sibling rivalry

Thursday, September 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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You’ve gotted stung by that muskrat.  Let me pee on the wound to stop the poison!

How can you tell if you are a redneck?

Instead splashing your sister like all the other little shit heads you pee on her instead.

Brother pees on sisters head in pool

Fake

Redneck’s six pack

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Now that is a commitment to being a fat disgusting American ;) Your family should be very proud! Represent! (I love the t-shirt as well… Dale jr pit crew!)

Six pack tattoo on beer belly

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In a flood, don’t forget to save what is important [pic]

Friday, July 25th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Checklist of items to save in case of flood: Keystone, bud light, diet 7up, bud heavy… what else am I missing?

Hopefully that 7up willsave them from dying of dehydration. Welcome to NASCAR country!

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My most prized shit

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Thank God for the Second Amendment

Friday, July 11th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Otherwise “the King of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around.”

This is just a video of a bunch of old rednecks shooting automatic weapons at gas cans in the dark.  It looks pretty cool ;)

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Man uses crossbow to settle argument over dog breed

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Shoots another man with cross bow over breed of dogPolice say a man shot at his neighbor with a crossbow after they argued over the breed of a dog Saturday.

The owner said the dog was a pit bull, but Lupercio said it was a lab, Flood said.

Lupercio went home and allegedly returned about 20 minutes later with a crossbow pistol, Flood said. The other man tried to extend his arm in apology, but Lupercio allegedly fired the crossbow at him as he was walking away, Flood said.

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Nothing like a cross bow to settle a dog breed argument. I wonder if he got his ass whooped during this incident or a separate one?

Jesus Christ that is a cool truck!

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I’m glad that guy doesn’t work in my office. He would probably have to whoop my ass in the name of his lord.
Jesus Christ is Lord, not a swear word

Photoshopped?

Redneck Wedding

Friday, March 28th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I can’t tell if he is scared or if he is just a creepy redneck! Don’t people normally wear tuxes at weddings?

(Some one sent me an email and said this was their wedding photo and they wanted it taken down. If they are making that up it is really sick and sad, so under the assumption that they weren’t I took it down.)

Here is the video from the redneck wedding:

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Get A BRAIN! MORANS

Monday, March 17th, 2008 by SHTTF
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 I am not sure where to start with this… but if his goal was to make him self look like a stupid redneck then I would say he has accomplished that!
Some idiot redneck with a sign