Rudy gets spanked!
Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
(1 votes)
Rudy always wanted to play for The Fighting Irish, but they always told him he was too small, and too stupid. He never gave up on using 911 to get elected, even when it made him look stupid. He never gave up on pouring money into Florida, even when he was out of it. But in the end, his mob ties and extra-marital affairs finally caught up with him.
Rudy will never be a starter at Notre Dame, but now that he is pulling for John McCain, I think he is trying out for the practice team.
