Sledge Hammer To The Face

This is supposedly a drunk guy having sex with a car. I would imagine this would be really painful? I think he stops to vomit at one point.

I guess this does prove that asian men have small penises.  I’m not sure that any one else in the world would look at that bench and think that the holes in it would be about the right size to have sex with.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

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 Did he really think the t-shirt was going to fool anybody?  It is like one of those freaks on to catch a predator who are like “I’m a dad I’m just coming to warn her!”  Rot in jail buddy!

NOVI, Mich. - A 33-year-old Michigan man is accused of wearing a “World’s Greatest Dad” shirt to a meeting for sex with what he thought was a 14-year-old girl.

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No matter what you think of baseball there is nothing like an all American sport to show you how sick Americans really are

BJ in the stands

I think she must have dropped her 12 inch stadium dog.

Hand job in the stands

I think she is reaching for a bag of nuts. What do you think?

Peeing in the stands

I don’t know wtf she was thinking. She must have been wasted!

Armed with shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms, the men went to a cemetery in Cassville in southwestern Wisconsin in 2006 to remove the body of a 20-year-old woman killed the week before in a motorcycle crash, police said.

One of them had seen an obituary photo of the pretty nursing assistant and asked the others for help digging up her corpse so he could have sexual intercourse with it, prosecutors said. They used the shovels to reach her grave but were unable to pry the concrete vault open and fled after a car drove into the cemetery.

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The rest of this story is that Wisconsin  didn’t have an actual law against having sex with the dead, so the sex charges were dropped.  In an appeals court they were upheld.

Did they really need condoms to have sex with a dead person?

Really? Best dating site ever?

Found this google ad while I was browsing some blogs.

I never knew that dating someone with a STD could be so much fun!!! It is just like those commercials always promised me!

I woud say that this is definitely a FAIL!

(click on the picture to see the full version)  visit h-date.com at your own risk

A 60-year-old Palm Bay teacher was arrested late Wednesday on suspicion of having sex with one of her 17-year-old students, police said.

The boy’s mother complained that Adrienne Laflamme, who taught science at the Brevard County Juvenile Detention Center, picked her son up at home and had a four-week relationship with him, investigators said. The two had sex at least 15 times, police said, including one time that also involved another teenage boy.

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Dude?

Why does the craziest shit always happen in Florida? (like GWB winning an election?)

Thank god for the Internets!

TMZ has a few seconds of the video right here (SFW).

Yes he rumored to have a sex tape w/ his old girlfriend.

If they wanted to be pregnant so bad I am sure there would have been plenty of stupid teenage guys at their high school that would have been willing to have unprotected sex.  They really had to do it with a homeless guy? wtf?

This really just sounds like one of those stupid BFF (best friends forver) stories.  They wanted to all get pregnant at the same time and raise their babies together.  Are they retarded?  One thing I know is that they will be standing in the welfare line together.

GLOUCESTER (WBZ) ― There’s a stunning twist to the sudden rise in teen pregnancies at Gloucester High School. 17 students there are expecting and, according to a published report, most of them became that way on purpose.

Time Magazine is reporting that nearly half of the girls confessed to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together. None of the girls is older than 16.

Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn’t all that was shocking.

“We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,” he told Time.

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What was his reason for having sex with the pinata?

Please fill in the blank…
______________________, so I had sex with a pinata.

Example:

I was stuck in prison for 20 years and I had just lost my cell mate , so I had sex with a pinata.

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