(4 votes)What was his reason for having sex with the pinata?
Please fill in the blank…
______________________, so I had sex with a pinata.
Example:
I was stuck in prison for 20 years and I had just lost my cell mate , so I had sex with a pinata.
(No Ratings Yet)A guy hacked his wife to bits and shot her three times because she wasn’t in the mood for sex. The guy has parkinson’s disease and uses a walker to get around. He’s 64 years old. I guess he used the element of surprise to his advantage?
I guess Rosie Palmer wasn’t in the mood, either.
Either way, this guy sounds like he has it all figured out. A real winner. The man.
Kenosha Police release 911 tapes in wife murder
Sure, the guy doesn’t have long to live. But damn, he could have waited until she was awake and subsequently filled her full of coffee. I read somewhere that caffeine ignites “that part” of the brain.
Could you imagine the scandal if it were found he was taking ED (Erectile Dysfunction) treatments?
As Rick James would have put it, “haha, Viagra is a hell of a drug, man!”
Perhaps he should have tried Cialis? At least then he would have 36 hours, he could have waited until the right moment for both he and his partner, no matter what life threw at them.
(No Ratings Yet)Sorry to hear about the terrible guy you met at a bar. That was really fucked up! Maybe if you would have some interesting hobbies or something you would meet cooler guys.
Things her dad should have told her…
(PS… this is probably just some dude pretending to be a chick because they think it is funny… but… they were right.. it is funny ;))
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(1 votes)Police said a neighbor in Bellevue videotaped Art Price having sex — termed as “relations” — with his picnic table on four separate occasions, WEWS-TV in Cleveland reported.Price was charged with four counts of public indecency.
Price lives across the street from an elementary school and a playground. He was caught on video having sex with a picnic table four separate times during school hours. It gets even scarier, because this guy is married and has three school aged children!
I am not sure what he was thinking, but this definitely sounds like he was trying to expose himself to children. People who involve kids in things like this deserve to have the book thrown at them, but sadly the felony charges have been dropped against this guy.
Check out this video of a news report:
(4 votes)Just when you thought Larry Sinclair couldn’t get any weirder he posts two more videos on YouTube. This time there is fruity music playing, with a Mexican flag in the background and he is sprawled out on a couch! To make it even weirder he is wearing an “Everything is bigger in Texas” t-shirt that is pink and definitely not big enough for that beer belly of his! He spends half the time talking about how he doesn’t know how to use YouTube and threatening people who talk shit about him! So here is the new two part Larry Sinclair video and a radio interview.
