Posts Tagged ‘shit’

Battle Asses: A Real Life Story!

Thursday, December 4th, 2008 by niday
(2 votes)

From CragsList, some fascinating stuff here people…This guy clearly has issues:

I give you my icey grin and nod back, then hurry back to my office. It’s almost noon, and that’s the time you like to run to the toilet and preform your daily ASS JIHAD on all the people just trying to wash their hands. Maybe in your country there is no commen sense that would tell you that lunch time = hand wash time. People want to get clean and eat, not be fumigated with the high octane liquid shit attack you subjigate them too.

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Man trying to siphon gas accidentally siphons sewage

Thursday, October 16th, 2008 by SHTTF
(2 votes)

“When officers arrived, they ound sewage and what looked like vomit on the ground.  Nearby they found a man curled up ill next to a car.”

HAHAHAHA!

Sewage Siphon

 A man who tried to siphon gas from a motor home got a mouthful of sewage instead, Seattle police said.

THIS MAN SHIT IN MY KITCHEN

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by SHTTF
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It would really suck to be known as the neighborhood shitter. I guess he looks like some one that would shit on your floor ;) I wonder if he has any relationship to this guy?
Watch out for this guy

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THIS MAN SHIT IN MY KITCHEN

FRANK

WARNING!

Ladies of Williamsbur, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.

Facebooking

Friday, September 12th, 2008 by SHTTF
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This was what she was doing when she poked you.  (stop wasting your time on facebook)

Using facebook on the shitter

Nastiest toilet ever

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 by SHTTF
(1 votes)

Public restroom #1

Lets just pretend it is real ;)

Guy gets his head stuck in an elephant’s ass

Monday, June 9th, 2008 by SHTTF
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I think I would vomit after that too!

To the guy That I met at the bar sat night (strange craigslist post)

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 by SHTTF
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Sorry to hear about the terrible guy you met at a bar. That was really fucked up! Maybe if you would have some interesting hobbies or something you would meet cooler guys.

Things her dad should have told her…

  1. You don’t goto bars to meet guys.
  2. You especially don’t take home guys that buy you drinks all night.
  3. If a guy is trying to get you wasted he doesn’t really want to cuddle.
  4. Don’t tell everyone on the internet that you met some freak at a bar that came on your face while you were sleeping and shit on your bathroom floor!

(PS… this is probably just some dude pretending to be a chick because they think it is funny… but… they were right.. it is funny ;))
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Guy at the bar