From CragsList, some fascinating stuff here people…This guy clearly has issues:
I give you my icey grin and nod back, then hurry back to my office. It’s almost noon, and that’s the time you like to run to the toilet and preform your daily ASS JIHAD on all the people just trying to wash their hands. Maybe in your country there is no commen sense that would tell you that lunch time = hand wash time. People want to get clean and eat, not be fumigated with the high octane liquid shit attack you subjigate them too.
Ladies of Williamsbur, BEWARE!!! This man shit on the floor of my kitchen on October 6th, 2006 and then peaced. He might strike again. Approach with caution.
Sorry to hear about the terrible guy you met at a bar. That was really fucked up! Maybe if you would have some interesting hobbies or something you would meet cooler guys.
Things her dad should have told her…
You don’t goto bars to meet guys.
You especially don’t take home guys that buy you drinks all night.
If a guy is trying to get you wasted he doesn’t really want to cuddle.
Don’t tell everyone on the internet that you met some freak at a bar that came on your face while you were sleeping and shit on your bathroom floor!
(PS… this is probably just some dude pretending to be a chick because they think it is funny… but… they were right.. it is funny ;))
(click on the picture to see the whole thing)