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Texas Skull Bong?

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 by tim
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It’s like a Rob Zombie movie starring Tommy Chong.

Two Texas individuals dig up grave for skull to use as marijuana bong (Reuters).

I could have sat at home, and I could have drank beer, but then I got high.

I could have watched reruns of Gilligan’s Island, but then I got high.

I had to dig up that grave, because I got high.

I had to have a real skull for a bong, because I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

Because I got high.

Apologies to Afroman. This isn’t funny.

(Well, it would be funny, if the deceased’s last name was Jones.)