Texas Skull Bong?
Saturday, May 10th, 2008 by timIt’s like a Rob Zombie movie starring Tommy Chong.
Two Texas individuals dig up grave for skull to use as marijuana bong (Reuters).
I could have sat at home, and I could have drank beer, but then I got high.
I could have watched reruns of Gilligan’s Island, but then I got high.
I had to dig up that grave, because I got high.
I had to have a real skull for a bong, because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Apologies to Afroman. This isn’t funny.
(Well, it would be funny, if the deceased’s last name was Jones.)


